Akira of the Twilight

@akira-of-the-twilight / akira-of-the-twilight.tumblr.com

Fanfic writer and multi shipper. Reblogs a lot of MCU content. Responds to Akira, Kira, or Aki. Prompts: Open.
[On the phone]
Villain: We have kidnapped Jaskier.
Geralt: put him on the phone.
Jaskier: Hello Geralt.
Geralt: Where the fuck is my whetstone?
Jsakier: Check the shelf by Roach's stall.
Geralt: Found it. Thanks. Text me when you're on your way home.
Villain: What the fuck?!
Jaskier: He always leaves it there when brushing Roach down. Now, where were we?
[Jaskier proceeds to decimate the villains before texting Geralt that he's on his way home.]