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kendra | 25 | she/her | philly | writer | black asgardian hot girl | aries | aspiring medieval artisan
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I know that Jordan works best alone but for one movie who would you pick for him to co direct with him for me it would be James wan.I bet they could both terrify us very well

you know what? i don't disagree, james wan would be really fun. i bet they'd make a mean resident evil movie jdjdjdfb

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Play along with me here but pretend that Jordan Peele and Mike Flanagan collab on a film.What do you think the title would be?

it would be called Jordan Directed The Good Parts And The Rest of the Movie Is Monologues

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sorry but i have no concept of what a jordan peele/mike flanagan collab would even be because jordan is so good at horror and mike flanagan makes netflix horror for people who don't usually like horror

Anonymous asked:

Play along with me here but pretend that Jordan Peele and Mike Flanagan collab on a film.What do you think the title would be?

it would be called Jordan Directed The Good Parts And The Rest of the Movie Is Monologues

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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

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When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

i hope that somewhere in the future me and my weird partner and our cat are having a blast hatewatching the inevitable 2030 walking dead reboot :) i just hope my boo remembered to put on the oven timer, our cupcakes are in there and he is So forgetful

help out a broke, busted bisexual pls

if anyone would like to spare any change for ur local black bisexual hottie it would be greatly appreciated <3 my bunnies gotta get their shots updated soon and my electric bill has been crazy the past few months and i haven't gotten a raise in awhile and job searching has been a bitch... not to mention i really want to finish school. anything helps! thank you 💜

c*sh app: $aintmykindahype

Giovanni and Dante say thank you too! 💗

two days straight of writing 1000 words, it can be done! i can focus! mental illness isn’t real! i’m normal! i’m normal!

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help out a broke, busted bisexual pls

if anyone would like to spare any change for ur local black bisexual hottie it would be greatly appreciated <3 my bunnies gotta get their shots updated soon and my electric bill has been crazy the past few months and i haven't gotten a raise in awhile and job searching has been a bitch... not to mention i really want to finish school. anything helps! thank you 💜

c*sh app: $aintmykindahype

Giovanni and Dante say thank you too! 💗

📣this is an emergency

My sister and i are facing eviction, the owner of the apartment we are currently living has decided to sell it and we only have 3 weeks to leave.

We are being relocated into a new place but we'll need to pay a deposit as well as buying a fridge and buying a mattress.

Today is august the 15th well have until September the 5th to leave

please I'm literally begging right now to help us please we are into a big trouble right now and there's no way but to address it and we need help we can't do it on our own

0$/400$

every time i write in timed intervals i’m like damn this works really well and then i don’t do it for like five months and then i do it again and i’m like damn this works really well

Like I gotta give @afro-elf a big ole virtual kiss if she consents.

Cause i got to see the Nova Twins today qnd she was the one who recomended them and this show was one of the best I've ever seen.

And I got to meet them afterwards they looked so good 😍

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I COULD SCREAM!!! i LOVE this for you mwah mwah

the uproar on twitter with the ongoing ao3 board elections in reaction to the answers a candidate named tiffany made just really reminded me today that bitches don’t have any fucking reading comprehension, god bless.

all day I’ve been seeing people throw out the most fearmongering shit, saying this one person is going to try and bring another strikethrough (love how these bitches always bring up strikethrough but never talk about racefail. funny!) and take ao3 down, and that they’re gunning for censorship and you’d KNOW if you just read between the lines of her answers, back up your fics, the end is near, etc. etc.

when the candidate didn’t say anything like that. I read her responses. all she said is that she loves the ‘all inclusive’ policy ao3 is going for but some fucking limits/boundaries are needed. and perhaps better warnings in the tags. and people are just acting a fucking fool and it is why the racism is never going to go away on that site. because at the slightest hint of the SUGGESTION of change if they don’t immediately lash out with some kind of racism people act like this is the fucking end times for fandom as a whole like bitch if y’all don’t shut the fuck up. grown ass adults acting like this.

like this behavior is extra funny when two fucking weeks ago some of the same people were speaking up about the colonizerji bullshit from the mdzs fandom. this is why I can’t listen to people who are like ‘just change it from the inside then!’ because when someone tries in the mildest way people scream and cry and shit their pants like it’s the end of the fucking world. y’all are never gonna beat the racism allegations - and that’s just to start.

it’s just very inch resting to me how any mention of improving ao3 for users of color is immediately treated like white gay 9/11, and how that ties in with fandom’s increasingly conservative culture-

Because it is absolutely insane that people were this scared by a relatively innocuous candidate statement from someone who probably isn’t even going to be elected- it’s currently #1 on tumblr and was trending on Twitter, and the majority of the discourse I have seen is about how this is the beginning of ao3’s downfall, how we have to prepare for another strikethrough now, etc.

I’ve talked on Twitter a lot about how fandom is becoming increasingly more conservative, and I still think it is. notably, the fear and immediate backlash against the idea of even hypothetical improvement, and the constant assumption that anyone who disagrees with you is personally out to take away your freedom, and how that results in an echo chamber that is intolerant to change- but i think we also need to look at how liberalism manifests in fandom and the way people talk about ao3, esp in how white fans will condescend and manipulate poc with the same arguments they regularly use for justifying maintaining structural inequality:

-the system isn’t perfect, but any change could potentially threaten the status quo, so shouldn’t be attempted at all

-the people in charge of the system are doing their best, and improvement is eventually going to come (despite evidence to the contrary), so any criticism is unwarranted

-if you want to change the system, you have to do it the polite way, by enacting change from the inside (but who actually gets the opportunity to advocate for those changes?)

idk. I think I find this frustrating because I regularly see these takes from ppl who would otherwise identify as liberal/leftist. it goes to show how poc will always be treated as secondary in fandom- our content will be enjoyed, but only as long as we support the white status quo. White fans will stand by us, but only when it suits their own agenda.

*Also addendum that the sinophobic takes I’ve seen result from this are ridiculous and are more proof than ever that chinese fans were only ever seen as a prop to shake around in ao3 debates rather than ppl fandom actually care about