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chfbhdhj me 2 @ your tag like imagine andrew actually being made to take his arm bands off for smth and god neil is probably ready to deck someone but it's necessary to eg get on a plane. ok id cry
i feel personally victimized
the other post being referred to is right here
- so andrew actually has to take off his armbands to get through security
- this is unavoidable because of airline security being so tight
- they have to make sure that he isn’t hiding anything else anywhere
- they make you take your shoes off so they’d probably make him take off his armbands?? right?
- when they tell him to take them off, he just blankly stares
- and slowly takes them off because he is not comfortable without them
- and neil is ready to fIGHT THE AIRPORT WORKER LIKE BRING IT ON M8
- when andrew places them in the little tub they give you he doesn’t look at anyone because he doesn’t want to see their faces
- all of the foxes are shocked
- nicky tears up and aaron flinches
- neil rushes through the line and gets the box filled with their stuff and gets andrew’s armbands as soon as he can
- andrew seems as apathetic as always but neil sees through it and he drags andrew to the bathroom so they can be alone for a second when they finally get past security
- andrew doesn’t want to see the other foxes because they would either stare or try to pretend that they aren’t
- andrew is holding his arms tightly to his body while neil leads him to the bathroom
- neil presses gentle kisses to andrew’s scars and andrew pulls his armbands back on and says “i hate you” but it comes out with more emotion than intended
- when they finally leave the bathroom they see the other foxes walking around aimlessly and they bought one of those big pretzels for neil and andrew and they started smiling when they spotted them
- and they waved them over like nothing happened because that’s what andrew would want
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It was supposed to be a regular Friday night
- Neither of them had a game, and so they and a couple of teammates decided to go out for drinks
- Neil wanted to get in an extra workout bc they had no game
- So he tells Andrew to go ahead, and that he’d catch up with them
- Andrew rolls his eyes and does as he’s asked bc believe it or not he does have friends on their team, and he was never one to turn down a night out
- And it wasn’t the first time Neil had told him that he’d catch up with them, so he didn’t think much of it
- Until Neil was running late
- And Andrew wasn’t worried, just ticked that he’s taking so long, so he calls Neil and it goes to voicemail, he hangs up
- He calls again a half hour later, he might be slightly worried when he doesn’t pick up, but then Neil calls back as soon as he hung up
- “Hello?” But it’s not Neil “Who is this?” “Memorial Regional, are you related to Neil Josten?” “What happened” Andrew’s up and walking to his car “Car accident. I’m sorry, he’s undergoing surgery. Does he have any relatives I can call? He has no emergency contact, no next of kin.” “I’m on my way.” “Sir, are you -” Andrew had stopped listening after ‘car accident’
- Andrew’s not freaking out, he’s not. It’s ok. Neil’s gonna be ok. ANdrew’s calm. He is nOt panicking, not in the slightest.
- When he gets there Neil’s still in surgery
- He’s told to wait in the waiting room, but Andrew’s beginning to feel nauseous, he starts pacing
- And then a nurse comes to him and tells him about a ruptured lung and broken ribs and a cracked sternum and internal bleeding and
- and the room’s spinning
- He calls Renee with numb fingers, “Neil - Neil, car accident. Surgery. Can you…Mem-Memorial Regional. Please.” “Of course.”
- Renee is a while away, she calls Matt, he gets there before she does.
- “Hey, hey man. What - uh, did they tell you anything?” “It’s bad.” He tells him what the nurse did. Andrew’s not going to cry in front of Matt. He’s not.
- Renee gets there as the doctor comes in to tell him that Neil’s out of surgery, in the ICU
- She hugs him tighter than she ever has but still not tight enough for Andrew
- He’s let into the ICU on account of Neil not having any family but a boyfriend
- There’s tubes and needles and stitches and bandages and bruises and machines and a cast and his eyes are closed but it’s Neil. It’s his Neil.
- It’s his Neil.
- They’re gonna be ok.
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ok i know that andrew and neil are snarls but imagine andriel snapchat stories:
andrew just chronicles his day with a series of pictures and videos:
- a two second picture of his oatmeal in the morning
- a photo of his feet on the stands looking down at kevin and neil doing target practice on the court
- his hand full of taffy (so much taffy in his smol hands? how doesn’t he have cavities?)
- renee in her pads/gloves to spar
- neil, blurry, walking toward him with a bowl of popcorn
- the open fridge with a timestamp of 1:47 am
- a pile of folded sweatpants in all different colors and wears/tears
- neil’s arm hanging off the bed under a pile of blankets and the cats on his back
- andrew flipping off the tv/the worst espn exy commentators
- the cats (of course)
neil likes to show his fans little videos of his family:
- andrew pushing neil’s hand/phone away with the ghost of a smirk on his face
- wymack losing his shit over how trippy face swap is
- allison holding a huge pile of clothes in topshop and dancing in the fitting room
- the blurriest video ever with a lot of screaming and a thud followed by a picture of a satisfied neil perched on matt’s back
- the flashing lights at eden’s twilight & nicky taking a shot
- renee lip-syncing to the radio and bouncing around in the car
- secret pictures of everyone sleeping on the bus on the way to games
- abby cooking dinner and handing neil a noodle to test before they eat
- andrew playing with the cats’ favorite feather toy
- kevin yelling “GET OUT” after neil comes in while he’s stuying exy tapes
- neil talking to his cats while he feeds them
- videos of fans screaming outside of his hotel room with the caption “appreciate you but stfu”
Ronan wrapped his arms around Adam, pinning Adam’s upper arms against him. He was contained. “Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit,” Ronan said into Adam’s hearing ear, and Adam’s body sagged against Ronan, chest heaving. […] His head rested miserably on Ronan’s shoulder, everything shaking, standing only because Ronan did not allow him to sink.
quick question: what happens when you want to delete your main blog but you’ve got an active sideblog on the same account?
Not sure how many people have seen this, but someone found the real life ransom and holster and ngozi tweeted about them.
Ransom has to deal with so much
henrychcng
quick question: what happens when you want to delete your main blog but you've got an active sideblog on the same account?
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list of canon (not canon but canon in my little heart) things abt ransom
- has dimples that only show up when he’s smiling a very certain way. very rare
- made excel spreadsheets and formulated equations that could very accurately predict what groceries his house would need based on the rate at which various food items are consumed, essentially predicting the weekly grocery list without anybody having to check the fridge & pantry. his parents loved it. bitty loves it.
- he was very tiny as a kid until very suddenly he wasnt. has stretch marks from growing a whole foot in less than 6 months
- has an incredible inner ear and almost never gets dizzy. he could spin around in circles forever and then walk a straight line like its nothing
- knows how to swaddle a baby.
- brags about being able to swaddle a baby. is challenged on his knowledge of how to swaddle a baby. with the absence of actual infants in the haus, the team instead attempts to swaddle nursey in a blanket. bitty frowns in abject horror the entire time. its the least chill event ever
- ransom: [cradling an in-shock nursey in his arms] now rock the child to-and-fro to relax that lil fucker
- made homemade jandals (jean sandals) to give to holster as a present. holster loves them and stores them next to his louboutin patent leather pumps
- on the subject of high heels: both ransom and holster can run in stilettos. ransom, however, is the more powerful of the two in this vein, and can also walk on rain grates in heels
the raven king meme ✩ six characters ✩ two: ADAM PARRISH
He realized that it was only because he believed that he had saved himself that he could imagine saving someone else.
hatehateslove-deactivated201803
Fathers!Pynch
- Ronan dreams up some sort of magic to disguise Opal’s differences so that she can go to school and make friends
- Shoes or pants or actual legs or a damn baseball cap or a chewable multivitamin, what have you
- now imagine Ronan dropping her off and picking her up from school
- And being such a dad
- And worrying about her
- And protecting her
- Some people think that he’s just her brother
- But he dreams up documents and things giving him legal custody of her
- so she’s legit his
- And Adam’s maybe, like on the birth certificate or something he’s also listed as her father, after asking Adam of course (imagine that conv)
- Anyway
- Ronan’s her legit legal guardian and her dad and she calls him Kerah
- And she calls Adam dad eventually
- And she learns English
- And Ronan and Adam and she speak Latin with each other
- And they have playdates with friends from school
- and he helps her with her homework
- and she wants to play soccer
- and he goes to every practice, every game
- what i’m trying to get at is soccer mom Ronan Lynch
- Blue’s never gonna let him hear the end of it
- And just
- Ronan being an actual dad with Adam to their daughter Opal
so i didn’t know that Neil casually/accidentally wearing a crop top was a kink of mine??
- neil stumbling out of the bedroom in the morning with bed hair and wearing an old dryer-shrunken exy shirt
- that’s tight around his broad shoulders and wayyyy too short neilhowdidyounotnotice
- and andrew’s eyes go directly to his toned, tan stomach
- and Neil smiles really affectionately and sleepily at him and keeps walking to the kitchen
- so andrew gets a perfect view as he walks away of his tapered waist and the dimples on his lower back
- andrew had stopped talking to Nicky mid-sentence (not that Nicky noticed, he’s too busy staring at that fine piece of- neil too), and now he looks back at Nicky and growls “get out”
- and then he’s throwing himself over the back of the couch and heading towards neil
- who is now leaning against the counter and watching andrew’s approach
- I can’t decide if he has a shitty face because he knows exactly what he’s doing by wearing that ‘shirt’ or if he has whydoesandrewlooklikehesgoingtokillme face because he actually has no idea what he’s doing
- Andrew takes the coffee mug out of Neil’s hands and puts it on the counter next to them, gets in real close and asks, deep and gravely, “yes or no”
- Neil’s eyes widen and he says “yes” (soft and mumbly ‘cause he’s still waking up)((friends sleepy neil kills me))
- andrew puts his hands on Neil’s waist, lets his fingers trail up under the hem of the shirt, feeling both the silky smooth (and warm, so warm) skin and the striations of Neil’s scars
- Neil doesn’t say anything, he just watches Andrew’s enraptured face
- There’s a minute or two of Andrew just touching Neil and running his hands (and maybe mouth once or twice) over Neil’s bared skin
- and then Andrew’s hands move back up Neil’s sides again but take the fabric with them and neil gets the hint
- then they do it in the kitchen
- Neil keeps the shirt and maybe ‘accidentally’ shrinks a few more
idk just forever give me Neil not knowing how stupidly attractive he is and Andrew having problems keeping his hands off because of it
character moodboards ➳ the gray man (the raven cycle)
“There aren’t terrible ideas… Just ideas done terribly”
so @rhysiana linked this incredible video of some of Yanis Marshall’s choreography of dudes dancing to Beyoncé in stilettos. And… first of all, just watch it. I’ll wait.
…Okay. You’re back? Good. (Also, I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW). Now. Now.
Imagine, before they’re dating, Jack sends that video to Bitty with, “pretty cool, eh?”
Bitty thinks he’s getting chirped so he responds with, “Haha, very funny, Jack.” He’s not too mad, though—it was kind of sweet that Jack thought of him enough to send the video, anyway, and he was right that Bitty would be interested. He actually watches the video twice in a row because… wow.
Honestly, though, Bitty forgets about all of it within an hour or two.
He doesn’t question it when Jack requests a Beyoncé education a week or two later. He’s just thrilled that Jack requested it at all; he’s not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth. Bitty certainly doesn’t connect it to the video he’d seen a week ago.
Fast forward six months later. They’ve been dating for a while, and Bitty’s sitting in their bed in Jack’s place in Providence, leaning up against the headboard. His laptop was all the way in the (beautiful, open-plan) kitchen still, so he’s tooling around on Jack’s computer, looking through some of Jack’s old photography assignments. Bitty stumbles upon a folder labeled “WWII primary source documents” but it’s in a weird place—inside the pictures folder, instead of the documents folder with all of the other history garbage that Jack always saves. Bitty clicks on it. Inside, there’s another folder just labeled “stuff.” When he clicks on that, it asks him for a password.
Bitty feels gleeful.
“Jack!” he shouts. “Is your porn folder named World War Two Primary Source Documents??”
Jack pokes his head into the doorway a moment later. His eyes are wide. He looks embarrassed, a little guilty. Caught. It’s definitely his porn folder.
“No?” Jack tries.
”What’s the password,” Bitty says. “I’m your boyfriend, you don’t have to hide your porn from me.”
”Huuuuhhh.” Jack is clearly stalling. “Okay. Um. It’s. goodhockey69. All lower case. I came up with it when I was 16.”
“Jesus, Jack.” Bitty’s is so stunned with happiness that he can’t even laugh. His boyfriend is the biggest dweeb in the entire world. “I’m never letting that one go. Never.”
Jack frowns. “You can’t tell anyone. It’ll undermine the security of the password.”
Bitty can’t help it; he loses it. There’s nothing he can do to stop it, Jack looks so serious, and Bitty is hollering with laughter, slipping down the bed, clutching at his stomach. The laptop slides off the side of his lap and onto the comforter. There are tears on Bitty’s face. His sides hurt, his cheeks hurt, he has never been this happy in his life.
“It’s not that funny,” Jack complains, settling next to Bitty on the bed. He takes his laptop, a little grumpy, and then Bitty remembers.
“Nono, wait, open it!” Bitty says, forcing the words out between gasps for air and more helpless giggles.
Jack opens the folder, clearly begrudgingly, and Bitty makes grabby hands at the computer until he hands it over. Inside the folder, there is mostly exactly the kind of normal shit that Bitty would have expected—a couple of videos that were probably especially great, some artsy nudes he found on the Internet, a folder of sexy selfies that Bitty sent him (Jack always asks permission before he saves any of them, so Bitty isn’t surprised to see himself in Jack’s porn folder, but he feels a little flattered despite himself.)
But there’s also… something else. Which Bitty did not expect. There are dozens of videos with titles like “YANIS MARSHALL CHOREOGRAPHY. “PARTITION” BEYONCE. WORKSHOP IN KIEV / UKRAINE #YanisTourBitch #Heels”. There’s more of those videos than anything else. It’s like he’s saved this guy’s entire YouTube channel.
“Oh my god,” Bitty says, clicking on one. “I’ve seen this. Or. Something like this?”
“They’re viral,” Jack says, reasonably. “Gone viral?”
“No, no,” Bitty says. “I’ve… Oh my god, Jack, you linked one of these to me. Months ago. Before we dated. I thought you were chirping me. I didn’t realize you were jerking off to them.”
“I don't—” Jack stops, suddenly. “Whatever. Leave me alone. They’re hot. Those guys are good dancers.”
“Oh my god,” Bitty mutters. “If I’d only known. How did I ever think you were straight?”
Jack shrugs, pressing his shoulder against Bitty’s. “That I could not tell you.”
(Bitty chirps him about the password so much that Jack has to change it. He resets it to MackenzieKing, which was the name of the PM of Canada during WWII.
This is a way less embarrassing password, Jack thinks. Bitty still snorts loudly when Jack tells it to him later, which makes Jack furrow his brows in a frown. Bitty’s always chirping him.
I don’t deserve this kind of ridicule, Jack thinks. When he says that aloud, Bitty openly laughs in his face. Jack frowns harder.
It’s a good thing Bitty’s cute, is all Jack’s saying. Cute and… sweet and wonderful and—okay, maybe Jack isn’t as annoyed with the chirping as he likes to pretend he is. Just maybe.)
okay, but consider with me… Andrew and Neil in a blanket fort
- they’re both almost always cold, their apartment is covered in blankets and blanket capes are a wardrobe staple
- Andrew is also making Neil watch every Disney movie because the fact that he hasn’t seen them is, quite frankly, unacceptable, this is possibly the only thing Andrew has ever verbally agreed about with Matt
- also, Andrew likes watching kids movies bc they’re all just relaxing and safe (when he’s feeling bad he puts them on as background noise, also Aaron likes them too and watching films was pretty much the only thing they did together when they first met, but all this is for another time)
- so they get hold of a shit tonne of Disney movies and sweets and they’re ready
- and then construction begins on the fort because on the rare occasion that Andrew actually puts effort into something he doesn’t do it by halves, the final product is a mess, but a very warm and snuggly mess bc they’ve moved their mattress into the living room and gathered every pillow and blanket in their entire house
- they’re both so tiny that they can sit up under the ‘ceiling’
- Andrew is eating all the sweets and Neil is still in awe of the fact that he can keep eating, where is it going Andrew??
- So they sit there and work their way through the stack of movies
- ‘Lilo and Stitch’ turns Neil into a sobbing wreck (’ohana means family. family meant nobody gets left behind’) Andrew ups the hate percentage as he pretends he isn't stroking Neil’s hair to calm him down
- they’re also low-key holding hands most of the time, or they have their pinkies linked together
- Andrew has now eaten all the ice-cream in probably the entire northern hemisphere, he also gives Neil a spoonful every so often, Neil doesn’t even really like ice cream but he always accepts bc Andrew doesn’t care about a lot of things but ice cream is really up there and sharing it is about as close as Andrew gets to saying ‘i love you’
- It’s like 2 am when they’re both really tired and they’ve reached that point of no return when you can’t bring yourself to get up and actually go to bed
- so they just lie there and turn the volume down and Neil is snuggled against Andrew's side (they’ve been together for so long now that they’re used to sleeping together and don’t try to knock each other out whenever they move) and they fall asleep like that and it’s all soft and warm and safe and lovely
neil josten is such a blessing he was literally on the verge of collapsing on court during their last game w the ravens and he Still had the audacity to call riko a worthless piece of shit like this boy could very well be dying of lack of air in his lungs and his last breath would be to tell riko to go fuck himself god bless honestly