Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000) dir. Yoshiaki Kawajiri
@onefeelslikeaduck:"this dog is not abused. this dog is abusing me" 💀💀
Reminds me of that comic where a cat wants to jump in the deliciousness changer saying "I can do it father, I am strong".
You can't say that and not send a link you tease
You're right, I should have found it and added it. So that's what I've done now
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.
[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]
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bring back Duplica!! ✌️
fun fact- all those plushies with the ditto faces are based off of Duplica’s first ditto! truly a legend :]
Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”
Deep voice clip: “COME.”
Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *laughs harder*
DVC: “COME. COME.”
Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*
A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.
Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”
The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”
Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*
DREAM OF THE ENDLESS: Morpheus, Oneiros, Lord of the Dreaming, the Dream King, Prince of Stories, King of Dreams and Nightmares, Shaper of Form, He Who Looks Like He is Constantly on the Verge of Tears
+ the one time the tears really started falling (rip jessamy):
Ohhh ppl are upset about this one!
Bonus Izzy in the replies:
Worth noting at no point does Aabria say anything nasty or anything that makes it sound like she’s celebrating the queen’s death. She just says she’s not going to mourn. And everyone loses their goddamn minds
(Also the amount of tone policing of a black woman in those replies…. Infuriating. And A LOT of it is from CR fans whining that they “respected her” and @ing Matt Mercer to tell him what bad company he keeps. Fucking do better).
500 hands in 5 days 💀 ! feel free to use them for reference 💖
I will continue to post more hands on this post! Here’s my Ko-fi in case you want to help me ☕💖 +122 ✌️











