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800 Vitality Girl

@800vitalitygirl / 800vitalitygirl.tumblr.com

BudgieBin's Hato blog. Crazy bird lady, Team Hatoful member.
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xaq-the-aereon

Greetings, Aperchirp Science employees, Birdcage Johnson here. Just got word that there have been rumors going around the aviary that I am a lowly, filthy human and not actually a bird. Now, I know that the Hawk Party officials signed an execution order for all of humankind, so I just want to let you know this is not the case, and that if I ever get my hands on whoever started these ru–

(off-side mumbling) What’s that? (more mumbling) Ah.

My assistant, Greg, says–

(and some more)

–Greg the Parakeet says that I shouldn’t use human terms like “hands” when I mean to say “feathers.” Probably what got these rumors started. Silly me.

(and some more) …That partridge said he was gonna do what?!

Ahhhh, a-anyway, just setting the record straight, we are 100% birdkind up here, everybody.

(one last bit)

Birdie. Everybirdie. Look, just…let’s all just get back to bird science! Cave Jo–aah, Birdcage Johnson, we’re done here.

Greg, grab the multiverse portal thing and let’s get the hell out of here. God…bird science, pfft. What the hell was I thinking…

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xaq-the-aereon

This came to mind a moment ago when I realized that Mayor Lionheart from Zootopia and Cave Johnson have the same voice actor, J.K. Simmons.

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hawkparty

The new Hatoful Boyfriend store run by Esc-Toy is now up and running!

The store can be found -here-

For anyone who missed the Hatoful Boyfriend Kickstarter but still wanted to get their wings on the exclusive plushes or straps now is your chance! 

They also currently have two new items in the works for any Shuu and Okosan fans ready to add more to their collections.

moa810-deactivated20190315

Ask "Sweet" Shuu

Ask “kind, gentle, tender, sweet” Shuu!

I made an April Fool’s joke VN that sweet Shuu takes good care of students so gently last year. Sweet Shuu is coming back on the next April Fool 2016. He’d like to help you if you have any troubles. What is your worry? Let’s ask sweet Shuu for advice.

Rules: - Life is full of worries. You can ask sweet Shuu for advice on how to solve it. He will answer you on April Fool’s Day. (like Radio Q&A time in HolidayStar) - He cannot answer every question in case we get too many message. But he is kind enough to read all of them. - You can send ask message as many as you like. - Either of English and Japanese will be fine. (I’ll make English version VN) - Your name will appear in the VN. If you don’t want to show your name, please write “anon” in the name blank on the form.

Closing date: Mar 26th Sat. midnight in PST

Ask form:

http://hatoking.com/blog/2016iwamine

Ryuuji: Welcome to the Hawk Party. How tough are you?
Tohri: How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while building a death ray, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
hlessiroo-deactivated20170720

A lot of what you’d want to know about Hatoful Boyfriend can be summed up with this screencap:

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sharksylph

THIS ONLY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS