3lixar! amber!

She call my dick portal 2 because it's good

(me, a fish, to my fish wife) eemuaahh.... kkiiess... gglub glub

for example

still losing it at the funniest part of this video which in my head is the fact that he said MY bomb and not just a bomb. LOSING it

it feels like a fucking mma match in my stomach right now

hsu hao why did you reblog this?

clothed

now post unclothed.

clothedless

here’s the legless version that u rly wanted for some reason