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there's a chinese brake manufacturer called Dickass and racers like to chant Dickass

uh yeah, lemme get the Dickass Brembo

@toyota-supra

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

Trigun x Dune cover

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

I love all of these

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

Tags were too good to ignore.

me: does it always have to be that serious

the part of my brain that controls the imagery, symbolism, and themes department: yes

oh seems very suspicious to see the barbie movie tumblr pop up on my dash after the strike. maybe it was made before, but I’m actually seeing it now

remember:

there’s no boycott on going to see new media

but there is a promotional blackout

don’t do the studio’s marketing work for them

I just checked their archive. They created it Today, July 17th.

prior to the strike they did not have an official tumblr lmaoooo

don’t reblog their shit

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summer 2023 is about reading in bed

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

don’t know if I can defend myself here

please reblog 🥺👉👈 for me 🥺👉👈

supernatural is like if instead of a trail of breadcrumbs there were just entire loaves of bread dotting the trail and when you followed them you come to a clearing and robert singer is sitting there going what the hell are you doing here. and you say. oh the bread loaves? i was following them? and he goes. youre crazy. thats not bread you're holding specks of dirt. and you go. no im like pretty sure this is a loaf of edible bread that was lying on the ground in a pattern that lead me here. and he goes. no its not. you're reading into things. you thought you were seeing bread crumbs but you mistook dirt specks for bread crumbs you crazy lgbt pervert. and i am still. holding a loaf of bread in my hands

Sorry for not being over this its just im holding a loaf of bread that was handed to me by supernatural the show on november 5th 2020 and i am watching in confusion as i am told that they never made bread and they delete the video where misha collins says oh yeah the bread we made on supernatural and the word bread is banned at conventions and i am still holding it in my hands btw

Miku!! Here comes Teto with a chair!!

Oh my god she has air pods in! SHE CAN'T HEAR US!!

love those characters, love this family, my favorite parts are when yor goes crazy murder mode

do not erase the caption, use or rePOST my art (reblog ok)

something about hands, about touch, and the nervousness when toying with the line between friends and lovers as a teen

…………………. feelings, you know?

do not erase the caption, use or rePOST my art (reblog ok)