manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
Remoras crowding a shark By: Unknown photographer From: The Complete Encyclopedia of the Animal World 1980
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
Baroque Sun
San Giorgio a Cremano, Campania, Italy
Photography by Vittorio Pandolfi, January 2020
poisoned-apple
A midsummer night’s dream performance by the Australian Ballet.
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
I'm basically like if a girl had stuff to do and then didn't do it
