posts by me, including me, and rbs with non-tag commentary from me are not tagged #me post ! this is because i was pissed that i couldnt find my post about eating sand so here we are, my blog's a bit more efficiently organized. now for efficient organization of the working class goodbyeeee
oh my god i’m so stupid i just realized the typo. in the worst possible place. “not tagged #me post”. NOW. THE WORD IS NOW. I MEANT NOW.
Amazon took over the old Kmart in my town and named the store BREAKHOUSE DICKHAND in blue neon lighting.
We had a national holiday called Evil Tuesday. The objective of Evil Tuesday was to survive.
Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind
I was in Young Sheldon and all of Sheldon’s family was forcing me to smoke a blunt with them. Scariest nightmare of my life.
"salad dressing" don't be so pretentious it's sauce. it's salad sauce
wet leaf sauce
Hmm, Ken's "buddy" who can fit into all of Ken's clothes, you say...
there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.
you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE
Our Lady of Sorrows. Our Lady of Horrors. Our Lady of Incomprehensible Terrors Beyond Your Most Fervent Imagination. Our L
I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.
I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc. An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc. At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.
anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.
*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?
