when bae compliments other people (by Nick Avallone)

did he really just shave his eyebrow off??!?!

ya gotta commit

May 2016

(via tiredwickedthoughts)

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who am i shaving for

Zuza Pelka

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

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