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My Life Has Gone To Shit. Fortunately, I had books, movies, and shitposts!

This was suggested months ago, I’m sorry it took me so long. It was extremely painful to draw. This is the sad story of “Roscoe”. Please know that so many dogs suffer the same fate.

Do you all know what would be a cool concept? A Shadowhunter video game and you can pick which character you play as and it affects what story you play through and you have to choose what runes to put on, adventure through Faerie, battle demons, pretty much anything that occur in the Shadowhunter world. Like hell they could make a game based on the last 3 books of TMI leading up to the Dark War. The game could have a lot of investigating like a mystery game, supernatural elements, fighting, and make it open world. It would be amazing especially on next gen consoles with amazing graphics. The concept is such a good idea. Like you could also have your character start out and not know they’re a Shadowhunter and then characters from the world come and go and some stay. It would be such an amazing idea. You could do so much with it. People who love the series would have a way to live the stories and make their own, people who’ve never read it would get into it because it would be a badass video game, and people who love the stories and video games would be living their best life. It would be so amazing and beautiful and so much fun.

Jace: A human heart costs $442,000-
Jace: And I gave you mine for FREE, you ungrateful bitch.
Izzy, sitting down at the table: Why’s Jace angrily mumbling to himself?
Alec, sighing: Clary ate his garlic bread.

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In honor of International Friendship Day!

James thwacked Matthew gently on the back of the head. “I believe what he means to say is that it cannot be the responsibility of one’s friends to prevent one from doing something one believes is right,” he said. “It is, however, the job of one’s friends to rescue one from the consequences of one’s actions when it all goes skew-whiff.”

Lucie clapped and called out, “Hear, hear!”

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in the backroom of the jasmine dragon

wait i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed zuko is the employee of the month EVERY MONTH and now im crying 

and sokka’s drawings on the whiteboard??? the level of detail in this is ASTOUNDING

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the post abt sadie wearing airpods has lived in my head rent free since i first saw it (sadie’s shirt is inspired by this)

[ID: three digitally drawn images that feature carter and sadie kane. the first image is carter yelling, “are you even listening to me?” with a hand raised, looking frustrated. the second image is of sadie flipping her hair back, asking, “did you say something?” with her eyes closed. the third image is zoomed in on sadie’s face. her hair is pushed behind her ear, revealing a glittering airpod. a speech bubble coming from off-screen reads the word “stop,” which is underlined. carter has dark brown skin, short dark brown curly hair, and brown eyes. he’s wearing an unbuttoned blue flannel shirt and a grey t-shirt underneath. sadie has light brown skin, curly brown hair streaked with blue, and dark blue eyes. she’s wearing a brown leather jacket, her tyet amulet, and a black t-shirt that reads “i eat oil paintings” with a minimalist drawing of a paintbrush and a paint palette underneath of the text. End ID.]

Percy’s school has a “drama” Instagram account dedicated about him

  • The name of the account is ahs_ballpoint_pen
  • Percy is always seen with Riptide so everyone knows who the account is about
  • Students submit photos and videos of him, most of which are given no context at all
  • One picture shows Percy covered in gold dust and it’s captioned mr. sand man
  • The most popular post is a video of Percy swinging a “baseball bat” at the “janitor”
  • Students also send in conspiracy theories about him
  • Someone suggests he’s in the mafia
  • Someone else says he’s an alien
  • Another person thinks he’s the second coming of Christ
  • AHS goes through a brief period where they only refer to Percy as Jesus and give him offerings so they don’t go to hell
  • Percy is confused by it all
  • A student sends in a picture of Percy hanging out with Piper at Central Park
  • Everyone goes batshit insane because how the hell does Percy know Piper McLean???
  • Eventually Rachel finds the account and she thinks it’s hilarious
  • For some reason the account isn’t private so a bunch of people that don’t go to AHS follow it
  • Rachel convinces Percy to make an Instagram account so he can mess with ahs_ballpoint_pen and boy does he deliver
  • He gets his friends to take increasingly cryptic photos and videos of him
  • Annabeth finds an old news covering of him falling out of the St. Louis Arch and Percy sends it in
  • Once agin his school thinks he’s the second coming of Christ because how the hell do you survive a fall that high up???
  • Through his finsta, Percy tells them that he aided in the presumed death of his ex-stepfather
  • The mafia theory comes back after that
  • There’s a video of Percy talking to a horse in the middle of the street right out front of AHS
  • The horse is actually Blackjack
  • By the end of the school year, the account has about 1 million followers
  • It blew up around December when someone finds CCTV footage of Percy stealing a police cruiser back when he had amnesia and posted it to the account
  • The best part of the footage is the police running after their stolen car and the person they had pulled over slowly driving away
  • ahs_bullpoint_pen accidentally starts a cult in Percy’s name
  • They meet every Wednesday in the cafeteria after school

Sally joins in too

• Out of the demigods, either Leo or Nico (or both) are adding to the conspiracies and sending pics of Percy at camp

• And the cult goes wild

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So many of my favourite mutuals are rb'ing a really misinformed post about cassandra clare and it's making me really sad. I considered doing a line by line of everything on the post but I just can't handle it rn. So here is my piece.

Most of the things she did on that list-like saying Magnus was pan, not bi- are things that happened a really, really long time ago. She was misinformed at the time and shes a person allowed to make mistakes. Also the book-specific things that people are complaining about are that Maia ends up with her abuser (which isn't what the story is about- it's about her realizing that she's not meant to be with him and getting over him) and the Clace incest plotline (which isnt a story about incest it's a story about a severely abused child's father trying to take away someone he loves.)

She isn't homophobic. She has the best LGBT rep out there and it's seriously helped a lot of LGBT people including me. She has well rounded LGBT characters. I agree that there should be more sapphic characters but besides that, yeah.

It isn't Islamophobic to say that all Shadowhunters worship the Angel, and the white Caratairs siblings pins were pinned... many years ago when she still planned for them to be white. She changed this to add diversity.

When you're a big author in the spotlight like this, you can't win. You're going to make mistakes. No one is 100% unproblematic but Cassie is always learning and doing better.

I fully expect Tumblr to verbally abuse me now that I've posted this. That's fine. I honestly am sick of this fandom right now. It used to be so fun here and it actually is trash right now. Fandom comes in waves I guess. Idk.