abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

I’m taking notes 

wrong you do this

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

someone pls explain this last one to me

Bonus:

Who are you closest with at DragCon?

Bonus:

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

what a toothbrush would do if it came alive

Cause of Death: Cara Delevingne wearing tails and chewing a toothpick at the Royal Wedding. 

RuPaul: There’s going to be at least 10 more seasons 

Me: I am not watching this show for 10 more seasons lol

Me when season 19 is announced:

Trixie in black🖤

You can put a man on the moon, but I can’t get laid