ATTENTION!!!
Idiot caught on camera
I know you've done kiki-jiki already, but maybe could you do the one with the Pete Venters art too? 👉👈
(If not, I could send you a picture of my dog Kiki to maybe googly or to just smile at. One of her earliest nicknames was and still is, of course, Kiki-Jiki. The Jikiest of Kiki's.)
Please, please, PLEASE, absolutely send a picture of your dog.
AHHHH!!!! Thank you so much!!! Here is Kiki, I even turned her into a card :3
I like all these specific polls, so I'm joining in on the fun. My questions are a mixture of things I've done and stuff my family members did.
#2c937b is this color:
While editing the meme I accidentally made a poem maybe
I mean I- uh- I dunno uhh- uhh- @leitharstjarna told me to post it!
Back in 2014, my two friends and I met this seagull who couldn't really squawk, just mew. We named him(?) Mew and he was our favorite bird from that day ❤️
@todaysbird a little mwoo!
#seagull#bird video#silly#silly video captions#seagull squawking#seagull who goes mew#edited on my phone#hence the damn app watermark#but hey it did the job#of course we didn't know if Seagull Mew was male bird‚ but calling him a boy was a term of affection more than gender#as is the way with such things#we gave him lots of encouragement#especially with all the other seagulls who could squawk no problem constantly INTERRUPTING our poor boy
Shrimp. Shramp. Shrump!
Shellebrate the wonderful world of shrimp (and their shrimp-like friends) with this playful parody of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”. We promise by the end, you’ll want to hug a deep-sea shrimp, squeal about cleaner shrimp, and be fascinated by mysid shrimp!
If you weren’t shrimpressed before, we’re sea-rtain this song will krilly change your tune!
#what#is this the great american bake off#this is what the great british bake off/baking show in Merica is#or should be#this is gorgeous#handshakes all around#or dabs#what do the college kids do these days#I dropped out years ago so I have no fuggin idea#either way#brilliant#that is brilliant#look at them#what a bunch of good idiots#video#tiktok video#scumbag cooks#sbcooks_#beef wellington#fork on the left?
if you’re curious about centipede sounds, here’s Agatha walking on some paper after her banana treat time.
42 little clicking nails ASMR? (well, really only about 38 are ever in contact with the ground)
(Scolopendra mutilans)
Here is my dog Kiki watching your video of Agatha. She really loved it, and kept watching it loop again and again and again!
Cephalopod Spectrum of Friendliness
Cephalopod Line of Friendliness
#marine biology memes#marine biology#squid#cephalopod#octopus#the y-axis now has one value‚ which is ‘friend’#in fact it’s no longer a spectrum it’s just a fun line for all the friends to spread out on#like a cephalopod couch#but in graph form#I didn’t know that squids are also cephalopods#learning is fun
Cat Humphrey, disturbed, perturbed: WHAT ARE YOU?!?
Guinea Pig Oreo, unfazed: dude chill out
#Humphrey the cat#Oreo the guinea pig#I can assure you that Oreo was NEVER in any danger#Oreo was totally relaxed around both Humphrey and Dog Kiki#And Humphrey was never aggressive towards Oreo#He was just confused#‘This thing. I do not understand this thing.’#‘It LOOKS like food. It SMELLS like food. Then WHY DOESN’T IT ACT LIKE FOOD?!’#‘WHAT IS IT?!’#Humphrey kept trying to startle Oreo in doing…. SOMETHING#He yelled at him#He tapped him on the head#NOTHING#Meanwhile Oreo is like ‘bro seriously? chill’#‘do you wanna borrow my towel? like would that help?’#my blighty pets
Kakuzu
You got this Travis Kakuzu, make ‘em wait for it….!
boom.
#Kakuzu#naruto shippuden#akatsuki#fanart#Kakuzu knows how to work it#OP holykhepri you know how to make make him DAZZLE#just look at that smirk#that backless shirt has nothing to do with his masks#in reality room for his Earth Grudge Fear masks is secondary to showing off his side boobage#Kakuzu would never admit to this#But we all know it
Been playing a lot of TLOU lately so HERE. Take this crossover no one asked for.
#kakuzu#fuu#naruto#tlou#the last of us#crossover#fireflylitsky I love you#also I just put it together that your username is ‘firefly-lit sky’#and not meant to be read as one word ending in ‘litsky’ as in ‘litskee’ like a last name#like ‘hey yo it’s Joey McStabsky ova heyuh wavin’ his big scary knife like some kinda knife hypnotist’#‘ha! Joey McStabsky! whatta jamoke!’#so yeah like that#I definitely have NOT been reading your username as ‘firefly-litskee’ like some kind of mook#yup#because I am a smart smart#anyway I love this
@kakuhidaweek Day 1 - Mafia AU
mess with the baby you get the crowbar
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#kakuhidaweek2022#kakuhidaweek#day 1#mafia au#kakuhida#kakuzu#hidan#i-want-pho#pho you are amazing#you treasure#you absolute piece of creamy garlic chicken onion pizza from my favorite pizza place#yes this implies I want to eat you Pho#but not in a vore way#more like I want to eat your art#like that kid who ate an original signed artwork by Maurice Sendak that Sendak sent him personally#and Sendak said that was the highest compliment he’d ever gotten from a fan#so what I’m saying it you’re pretty neat
You are watching the clock.
It’s 3:59pm. The digital display shows the seconds ticking by. 35… 36… 37… 38… It’s almost time.
The digital display also shows the date: April 31, 2023. It’s a Monday.
53… 54… 55… Almost there!
Just as the display turns to 4:00pm, the calendar sirens blare all around your neighborhood. Your clock is in perfect sync with them!
The digital display now shows May 1, 2023.
I need to delete my wisdom teeth asap cause they started messing up all of my teeth and that's 2 years of braces goes to waste
I spent lots of money on my dog and teeth are expensive to pull out and I need to pull out 3 of them.
WHAT I'M SAYING IS DOES ANYBODY WANTS A COMMISH?
Mia Thermopolis, singing in choir: Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, Never let it fade away
Howl and Calcifer: Absolutely not, do NOT do that
The Mule: Hey Seldon, that sure is a nice Plan you got there.
Hari Seldon: :)
The Mule: Sure would be a shame if someone came along and… royally fucked it up, wouldn’t it.
Hari Seldon: :(
The Mule: >:)