Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

So uh… here’s a thing I made

HER NAME IS DANICA ROEM AND I REALLY WANT THIS TO FUCKING HAPPEN

PLEASE

DANICA ROEM SERVIN UP A SLICE OF KARMA FOR THAT ASS GO BABY

SHE WON HER PRIMARY, Y’ALL. 

A very old button.

that philosophy sure as hell went up and died out the window

Hi friends. This is our new comics TEST. This one means a lot to us and we really hope you like it.

We put out a digital comic book today containing our stories TEST, ARK, and MIDNIGHT RADIO. It’s hi res, DRM free and pay what you want. You can download it at: Gum.co/theworld

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Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. Contact: elavski@gmail.com

Evil can’t swim Ep 92 - 1111 Animals

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

that was wild

i sometimes take pics of the clouds from my balcony when the sun is beginning to set

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

When your cat grabs your hand to pet them reblog if you agree

I hate that some people are so dense that they need disclaimers for every single thing, like when women say “men are…” you know good and goddamn well they aren’t referring to every single man. It’s billions of us, how the fuck would they know all of us?

Whenever I hear these statements, I interpret it as “Not all men, but enough men to make this a prominent issue amongst men”

Same shit with “white people are…” Get the fuck out your feelings and actually listen so you can address the concerns of these people instead of defending people that ain’t shit.

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

Just here for the money part lmao

I’m ok with either.

Or both.

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

FUCK MAN

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

So much cats.

skeletons

this is one of my favorite animations and I can finally reblog it

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

Struggling is gay culture

I bet you when Jason Grace kisses someone, sparks fly.

It’s a shocking thought, I know.

I bet you when someone holds hands with the goof he gets ex-/static/

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

Reblogged for that story

Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.

I have a hard time tying my shoes and I read Stephen hawking when I was 14

Sunrise timelapse, Oahu

You’re fucking kidding me

BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS

are you sure they’re not

…jumpers?

OH DEAR GODS