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Ỵ̛̖͋͢O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦ D̶͔̭̪̻A̷͙ͭͫ̕R͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟ V̘̪͆̂̅I̍̅̀̎̊S̵̙͕̀̃I̍̅̀̎̊T̨͈͗̌ͥ T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔Ḛͭ̉̇͟ O̖̼ͩ͌͐V̘̪͆̂̅Ḛͭ̉̇͟R͉̜̎͡͠L̸̖̽̌͂O̖̼ͩ͌͐R͉̜̎͡͠D̶͔̭̪̻’S̵̙͕̀̃ B̸͉̰̯̈̐́͑̔Ȁ̵͖̳͖̝͎̹S̴̨̡̛͔͇̣̻̑̓͗̉̀̂͌̆͜͝Ě̸̜̬̼͍͖͎͚̣̩͊͗̚͝M̴͔̐̈́͋́̍͠É̶̛̖̔̍̿͂̍̑͠N̸͓͎͔͕̩̲̝͂͌T̴̢̢̢̛̟̝̼̊̇̐ͅ?!?!

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You can call me Ace!

Imma ✨raging✨ Polyamarous Agender Lesbian who ✨loves✨ to put the ✨sparkles✨ around words.

This blog is all over the place, you can expect lots of

Cringe✨

Because I am

Cringe✨

And I am ✨f r e e :D

I am also a MINOR! So do not be weird!

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If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

Here guys, I'm pretty sure that at this point it's very nearly impossible to fulfill this so I will make an amendment:

If this gets fifty thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

this post has been glitterfied! We can do it guys! gogogo!✨

Well fuck

✨MUAHAHAHAH GET GIMMICK BLOGGED!✨

This post has been oranged!

GET DOUBLE GIMMICK BLOGGED!

✨ sparkly AND orange? we can’t get better than this folks!✨

This post has been whited!

I think it can get better then that actually, with some white!

✨ YOOOOOOOOO ✨

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If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

Here guys, I'm pretty sure that at this point it's very nearly impossible to fulfill this so I will make an amendment:

If this gets fifty thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

this post has been glitterfied! We can do it guys! gogogo!✨

Well fuck

✨MUAHAHAHAH GET GIMMICK BLOGGED!✨

This post has been oranged!

GET DOUBLE GIMMICK BLOGGED!

✨ sparkly AND orange? we can’t get better than this folks!✨

This post has been whited!

I think it can get better then that actually, with some white!

✨ YOOOOOOOOO ✨

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If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

Here guys, I'm pretty sure that at this point it's very nearly impossible to fulfill this so I will make an amendment:

If this gets fifty thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

this post has been glitterfied! We can do it guys! gogogo!✨

Well fuck

✨MUAHAHAHAH GET GIMMICK BLOGGED!✨

This post has been oranged!

GET DOUBLE GIMMICK BLOGGED!

✨ sparkly AND orange? we can’t get better than this folks!✨

This post has been whited!

I think it can get better then that actually, with some white!

✨ YOOOOOOOOO ✨

Avatar
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If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

Here guys, I'm pretty sure that at this point it's very nearly impossible to fulfill this so I will make an amendment:

If this gets fifty thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

this post has been glitterfied! We can do it guys! gogogo!✨

Well fuck

✨MUAHAHAHAH GET GIMMICK BLOGGED!✨

This post has been oranged!

GET DOUBLE GIMMICK BLOGGED!

✨ sparkly AND orange? we can’t get better than this folks!✨

This post has been whited!

I think it can get better then that actually, with some white!

✨ YOOOOOOOOO ✨

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ultrafacts

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

Image

she works very hard

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beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

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linkislost

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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dduane

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

Always reblogging this.

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caliconiko

BEST THING ON TUMBLR EVER.

Shintoism is such a neat belief structure to me - I was raised Catholic and there’s this constant sense that it’s functionally a solved system; the dogma is established and except for a new saint now and then it’s done growing.

The idea that you can elevate a new god is really nice, there’s something vital and living within that concept; that belief can and will grow with the world around it.

Genuinely bless any religion in which “we promoted this very nice cat to the status of god” is a thing that not only can theoretically happen, but isn’t even controversial or weird when it does

If you don’t reblog this, I will find you, and force you to reblog it =)

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Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

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davidxn

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

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I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

The kids are right Jazz

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

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rockboci

Add the author’s reply, cowards!

I scrolled through the notes on this post and my favorite has to be one mockingly accusing Madeline Miller (a Latin and Greek teacher with a Masters in Classics) of needing to do research and she wasn’t a real writer like them.

Anyway when I read that line I immediately understood what she was trying to say.

Honestly, the first time I saw this tweet, I laughed my tits straight into the ocean.

I know what ‘olive skinned’ (and thus variations on it) means, but the author taking the time to have a little laugh, acknowledge that it’s at least a bit funny, and drop some knowledge is appreciated.

And a double thanks to the person I reblogged from for linking the articles.

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rosebleue

The thread is perfect as it is, but just in case

Left: traditional extraction using a capacho basket, right modern extraction using a cold press. One is greenish brown and the other is green.

In case you want to see what the author meant about that not beeing what she saw.