I don't know whether the story about tibetan spaniels and tibetan mastiffs working together is true or not, but I find it way too fucking funny. Like imagine being a burglar who's broken into a monastery to do burglarly things, and then you hear a noise and you're like "oh shit I'm caught", but then you turn to look and it's just this tiny dog who looks at you with mild disgust and wanders off.

So you sigh in relief and continue with your robbery before you hear another noise, and immediately become aware of three things: The little dog came back with a friend, the new buddy is the size of one metric Fuck You, and you are about to find out which afterlife is real.

Adding this for people who don't know these breeds

Tibetan spaniel

Tibetan mastiff

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

2012 Raph: transmasc

2012 Leo: transfem

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Rise Raph: transfem

Rise Leo: transmasc

Aka someone in the multiverse fucked up so incredibly bad but in the most hilarious way possible

㋡🥀

Haunted

song 1: Aankhein Khuli - Multiple (Mohabbatein OST)

song 2: Emergency Room - Izi (Sassy Girl OST)

English added by me :)

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

hello can anyone hear me

@staff hey watch this

PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO GET MORE VOTES.

wardrobe change!

+ alt colors/doodles

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

mister downer comma phoenix, did you know that you're famous on twitter

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Dear mutual you know you can send pictures in asks so it doesn’t look like I’m talking to myself when you submit stuff… unless this was all a part of your plan

by シロス@shin_shiros

Gallery illustration featured in Heavy Metal (Fall 1997), 20 Year Special. Art by Oscar Chichoni

the “vibrant multicolored punk” aesthetics are of course cool as fuck and very awesome but wheres the killjoys that are essentially just leather daddies. there’s untapped potential here and you all know it.

yes the leather daddies fuck the neon twinks do you even have to ask

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me