Glenn and his near death experiences….so far.

Lol

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*Acts innocent but is thinking about riding the fuck out of you*

me thinking about roller coasters

BUT SERIOUSLY SOMEDAY YOURE GOING TO WAKE UP AND YOULL BE IN A HOUSE IN A COMFY BED UNDER A NICE SOFT QUILT YOU DRAGGED YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE INTO A STORE TO GET AND YOULL TURN OVER AND THEYLL BE THERE SLEEPING AND YOULL REMEMBER BACK WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGHSCHOOL WHEN YOU COULDN’T GET A TEXT BACK AND YOU GOT STOOD UP AND YOU WERE CHEATED ON AND HEARTBROKEN AND MISERABLE AND ABOUT TO GIVE UP ON LOVE AND I PROMISE YOU WHEN YOU SEE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WITH DROOL ON THEIR CHIN AND BEDHEAD YOULL BE OKAY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT AND YOURE HAPPY AND ITS OKAY TO BE SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SOMEDAY YOULL HAVE THAT I PROMISE

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

really troy

really 

really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

he would have seen

who Ryan was actually interested in

THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS