She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods
Best game
I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing
The year is 2020. I just found out that Ryan Gosling was in La La Land (2016). I do not care that Ryan Gosling was in La La Land four years ago. I do not care about La La Land (2016).
A good Karen who deserves the best ^
And that's that on that.
Apparently I wasn't done 🤔
jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold
I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful
yamatohatake
please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read
bearholdt
i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4
Yeah, #4 is pretty right on.
Here I was expecting some “not all bad things that happen to you are your fault” type pep talk and then that last panel just hit me like cold bucket of ridiculousness. I love it.
I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position.
Sera is sweet and loves to be petted.
Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel.
My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, “Which one of you likes to bite?”
Every now and then I’ll hear a, “Wrong one! Wrong one!” followed by my kids running through the house chased by a delighted kitten
this feels like the cat version of the thing where one creature always speaks the truth and the other always lies
Oh…
hands down the best part about working from home and social distancing is not having to put on a bra every day
work: remote
plans: canceled
tits: out
I just want a little blue vw beetle, chips in the paint, she’s old and worn down, I’m not the first owner, but dammit she was my dream car since I was 3 and she may as well be a Ferrari. I’m gonna give her a phone mount, and a happy little flower shaped air freshener I will clip onto the air vents. I’ll spend far too much time cleaning and maintaining it for an old cheap car with too many miles on it, and you know what? Maybe I’ll even stick some little crystals on in artful places. She works hard, she deserves some jewelry.
The two things I absolutely cannot wait to do when I see my girlfriend again:
1. Make a pillow fort.
2. Get absolutely shitfaced.
Call that the duality of man.
obi-quiet-deactivated20170627
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
or homelessness
cosbyykidd
two kinds of people.
whodunits
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
foreverwholocked
* three kinds of people.
the-lincolnshire-poacher
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
the-feather-kisses
I agree, it is highly unnatural…
my-little-ninja
You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages
This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.
Day whatever of quarantine: I realized there’s no point in wearing a bra, if I can’t leave the house or see people.
I’m on lockdown, and have never felt so free.