Knee deep in wizard lore. Time to invest in an orb
Oh I’m so excited there’s like a T shaped intersection once you exit the gate and usually you go left but today they’re sending us right!!!!
Chronic fatigue is OUT. Major eepies are IN, babey!!!!
*cannibal voice* is it too much to ask to get some ethically sourced human meat?
#I imagine cannibals are frustrated with the amount of synthetic food we eat#are crunchy moms trying to raise us for cannibals#this is just the plot of the promised neverland#millennials are ruining the cannibalism business#gmos are ruining organic human meat#I am adamantly against cannibalism this post is a joke
Maybe old men want me because they know that I’m just as bad at technology as they are
Love it when a cat looks at you mid-zoom and you can just tell that they are having Thoughts and Opinions
New gender just dropped: are you a sponger, parasite, or conniving female?
Called myself hot and immediately the piece of paper I was attempting to throw out got blown out of the trash can
Crying in the kitchen and it’s after midnight. It’s April and IM the fool 😔✨
Customer service lady was nice to me and now I’m on the verge of tears send tweet
The problem with YA romance is that the power dynamic that inevitably emerges seems to be equal to that of an owner and a cat
Eating so many Trader Joe’s microwave meals that I think it’s permanently altered my micro biome
Stayed up past my bedtime and unlocked new emotions
My water bottle spilled all over my face. Sometimes love, by its very nature, is a deeply toxic affair.