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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

I don't think there's ever been a funnier piece of lore in a video game then the etymology of the word "gun" in FFXIV

@wibbley-wobble So in XIV lore there was a queen named Gunhilder who ruled a country that was conquered by the big bad guy nation, galemald, and she had a royal guard called “gunhilder’s blades” who fought with swords that had triggers on them and were used for channeling magic, and these were called gunblades after the royal guard, When garlemald conquered bozja they copied the design of their swords but garleans can’t use magic so to adopt their fighting style they switched to a mechanical design that used black powder. Later on firearms were developed off of this concept and since they were “gunblades without the blade” people started calling them guns.

masterpiece world building actually

you know what's even better? that lore is a magicalized remix of the word's irl etymology and i think that's brilliant

Oh. it’s just real. It was really that silly.

You know the last decade or so has been pretty shit but it is nice to make it to 2023 and see NFTs crash, Trump get taken to court, Musk fuck himself eight different ways, AirBnB eat shit, every major industry start unionizing and striking, and billionairs no longer able to squeeze blood from a stone finally begin cannibalizing each other for nutrients

“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”

(via)

Omg they’re all so small and thirsty and they know where to go to get a drink why am i crying

for those that haven’t played ShtH, he’s referring to these boys:

Foes of the Federation, this time round! The iconic MS-06 Zaku 2, mass produced workhorse of the Zeonic forces and *the* machine that turned the war in Zeon's favour, initially. Fast, fairly durable and able to equip a grand variety of weapons, the Zaku 2 was an exceptionally versatile combatant.

This is the MS-06F Zaku II, the most widely produced variant eschewing the additional radiation proofing of the C variant to reduce weight. Its armed with a standard, pan-fed 120mm machine gun with decent stopping firepower against most targets.

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

There are many many studies that show that it would positively impact the economy to house the unhoused, but looking at it from pure profit lenses misses the actual point of homelessness: disciplining Labor. Homelessness is there as a threat for the Capital to deploy if the Workers do not conform. That's why during the WGA strike, one of the CEOs blatantly said they will not budge til the writers are homeless. This is why we have hostile architecture. Labor must conform, and the punishment promised to Labor needs to get worse and worse every day.

Rare render of Bowser from Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64. This artwork was never released as a standalone image and can only be found in magazines and other third-party materials released around 1999.

Ball Heritage Post

たかいねぇ。すごいねぇ。

Nice jump!

Logistically it makes sense for recent Pokemon games to make the Pokedex a phone app instead of needing to carry around a whole second device. But that's also boring. Bring back my boy.

Sean I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. You know that ‘parrying’ thing all the other kids are talking about? You don’t need that. Nobody needs that. It’s a distraction, you’re getting distracted from what you really need to focus on. Which is wake up dp every chance you get. The best way forward is through a straight line, right Sean? There’s no better line than up.

Finally got a euthanasia appointment by entering the konami code into BetterHelp