All yours...

A cute boy moaning because I’m hitting his prostate is my favorite genre of music.

Me: *fucking my boyfriend with my new strap and cums for the second time sweaty and out of breath* want me to pull out or keep going?

Him: *a blissed out semi incoherent mess under me* you can keep going????????

You deserve to be full of love and my strap

Feelin cute might fuck around and choke on your cock idk

it occurred to me today that zelda can see every stupid thing you do in botw

Wanna wear more cute lingerie but my meat is too huge

you fool.... meat sticking out of the panties is a delicacy......

Me: :(

*gets notification from you*

Me: (｡♡‿♡｡)❤️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕❣️♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💖💘💗💖💝♥️💝❣️❤️💞💕❣️♥️💘💝💖💓💕♥️❤️💖💗

💗my queen

Today’s Mood:

You’re plugged while I’m fucking you with a glass dildo and using the hitachi (with the speed attachment) on your clit. I start off low and then slowly let it get faster until I feel you’re enjoying yourself too much, and then bring it back down to low and repeat. Once you’re desperate and begging to cum, I turn it off, take the dildo out, flip you over and paddle you for being such a little slut. 

When I feel like it I’ll turn you back over, slap your cunt until it’s nice and sore and then we’ll start from the very beginning. This time when you’re moments away I’ll stop and tell you to put it all away. Maybe someday you’ll get to cum, but I control your orgasms and you’re not having one today. 

literally there is nothing i love more in the world than doing little mundane activities with people like cleaning my room while my friend sits on the bed and we gossip together or going grocery shopping or showing someone clothes i’ve bought or cooking while i sit on the countertop and we sing badly. actually like never mind post canceled because i think i just described intimacy and domestic life with another person that’s literally it . that’s what i crave. pat of butter seeking her hot knife here!!!!!!

Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head. 

please stop telling me about halo cock rings

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

sorry

sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please