my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
Inko and Mitsuki meeting for the first time at a playground and since their boys seem to be already playing in the same area they decide to see what happens instead of introducing them to each other.
However, Izuku is wearing a dress that day because he likes to wear them sometimes and Mama Inko gives her son whatever he wants.
Katsuki starts eyeing Izuku while the green haired kid plays with an All Might action figure. Then Katsuki gets closer, narrows his eyes at Izuku and purposely steps on his dress.
"Stop!" Izuku pouts. "It will get dirty!"
"It's an ugly dress!"
Mitsuki gets up to stop her son, but Inko asks her to wait a little bit.
"It's not!" Izuku puffs his cheeks out and turns his head away to ignore the blond kid.
"You're ugly too!" Katsuki says then, not liking being ignored. He moves to stand in front of Izuku, but the other kid huffs and turns his back on him again. "My All Might is better!"
Izuku stands up and walks towards the slides. Katsuki follows him and tugs at his dress. The green haired kid keeps ignoring him and Katsuki starts getting desperate.
"I'll let you play with me!"
"I don't want to, you're rude!"
Katsuki then runs away and Mitsuki worries for a moment before both women watch him come back with a flower he picked up from the ground.
"I'm sorry!" He says then, prompting Izuku to smile at him before taking the flower.
"Okay, now we can play!"
They play for a while and seem to be having a great time until Katsuki picks another flower up.
"Deku, be my girlfriend!"
"I'm a boy! And I told you I'm Izuku!"
"Oh." Katsuki says, still holding the flower... cheeks turning pink in seconds. "Be my boyfriend!"
"Okay, Kacchan!"
Then the little kids walk towards their moms, hand in hand, because Katsuki is adamant about introducing Izuku to his Mom.
Mitsuki and Inko find it very cute.
Tsukishima x f!reader | rated E 18+ MDNI
Uh I’m not sure what I was going for here, but you boss Kei around a little and he’s kinda cute and unsure about it, but he likes it and so do you.
“This isn’t what I ordered,” Kei sighs, dropping the matcha latte back on the counter after taking a sip.
“I’m so sorry!” The small, yellow haired barista apologizes to him profusely while bowing her head and shaking like a leaf. “I’ll fix your order right away, sir!”
“Let someone else make it, since you’re too incompetent to handle a simple order,” he scoffs.
He doesn’t know why he says it. The words just fell out of his mouth like word vomit, but he holds his ground nevertheless, staring down at the watery eyes of girl as she nods and calls you over.
“Can I help you, sir?” You ask cautiously, taking in the sight of the whimpering girl and then slowly glaring up at him.
“My drink, it’s wrong,” he shrugs, trying to hold your gaze with the same intensity you’re giving him.
“Are you rude because it makes you feel important, or are you just an asshole to everyone?” You say calmly.
Hitoshi and denki would be the best boyfs, one you can nap with the other you can game with until 3 am. You want chicken nuggies in yh middle of the night? One of them is up and ready to go. You wanna go to bed at 5 pm bc today's been hard? Hitoshi is right there with you. You wanna prank one of the others? Denki has the supplies -🐻
Honestly being in a ploy relationship with the two of them would be so nice. You know it would be full of mutual support and love and also the dumbest shenanigans and questionable antics that no one understands how it happened. Like there’s at least one sorta responsible person in that relationship and yet they all ended up passed out in weird positions because someone just had to suggest playing Mario Kart at like midnight and they ended up in an overly competitive tournament.
Single father Bakugou teaches his daughter to fight really early.
“You never know what type of punk will try something with her” he always explains when asked.
Now he’s sitting in front of her first grade teacher trying to explain to them why he thought teaching her how to put someone in a chokehold was a necessity.
The other kid deserved in her eyes, made fun of her for not having a mom
Bakugou can’t say he entirely disagrees, but he probably should teach her there’s a time and place for everything and maybe in school isn’t the right place to choke others out.
Sub!Bakugou being rewarded for being a good boy so you let him fuck you. He moans and holds your hands hiding in your chest his hips stuttering and as he cums he starts to pull out "Uh uh no baby you gotta make me cum" he looks up crying softly lips all pouty as he cries out rolling his hips pretty little cock to sensitive now as he shakes his head so you make him lay on the bed fingering him as his legs tremble from the sensitivity. You sink down on his sensitive cock and the masochist he is just moans and whines begging you to slow down your fingers quickly spreading him open. He reaches out grabbing your hips to ground himself as his eyes roll back just moaning and crying your name. When you finally cum he was laying on the bed trembling "Good boy" you say softly you push his head down and he nuzzles your thigh before eating out like he had been starved for weeks. He looks up when his face is covered with your slick hiccuping softly "M'i you're good boy" he asks softly "I wanna be (titles) good boy" he whimpers. You tell him he is and he starts to cry curling up with you hugging your neck.
Personally I think he'd have a thing for tits so I imagine after getting all cleaned he lay his head under your shirt sucking on your nipples in a non sexual way just for comfort and he'd fall asleep with you stroking his hair. the next morning all his tension and stuff would be gone he'd wake up cuddled up to you legs around your thigh smiling. When you wake up he would be cooking food you'd walking out the kitchen "Morning babe" "Good morning baby" if you hug him from behind he'll lean back into you and look up at you as if you're his world (because to him you are) he will be shirtless so if you just you with his sensitive little nipples you'll have his ass grinding back on you. But to tease him you'll force him to eat his breakfast before bending him over the counter and fucking him till he cries
Sorry it's so long I got carried away 😭
I just wake up so I apologize in advance if I’m not as detailed as I usually am
Bakubottom my beloved💕
I’m thinking of how loudly he keens and whines with stuttering little sobs. Trying so hard to choke them back, but he just can’t. He’s too overstimulated, completely gone and desperate to receive whatever you give him.
Saw a tik tok where someone said buenas tardes y buenas tetas as a way to great their friends.
It means ‘good afternoon and nice tits’ and that’s exactly how Sero greets the other guys in the bakusquad.
After learning what it means Baku hates it, Kiri thinks it’s funny and doesn’t mind, Denki is genuinely touched every time and will sometimes cry because he needed to hear that.
@mhathotfic child Rosa is back!
Yep that’s her daddy’s kid alright. Wait until I draw her a little older and she gets his mouth. The arguments they’d have.
Bakugou with a s/o that’s on some Disney princess bullshit with how easily they make friends with animals.
He agreed to move out to the woods because it’s far from annoying city life nonsense, now he comes home to a house spouse that runs a wildlife daycare on their deck and has a posey raccoon besties that sound suspiciously judgey when ever he tells his spouse that they can’t keep feeding them.
They made friends with a bear. Who makes friends with a bear?!
No, his former classmate with that animal quirk doesn’t count! He literally talks to the damn things and last time he checked, his spouse doesn’t have a quirk like that!
“Bebe?”
“Yeah?”
“Why is there a bear in the back yard?”
“Oh! That’s just Lola, she’s probably just gonna get some berries from the bush and leave”
“You named it!”
“I named her!”
I’m still experiencing brainrot for yandere Alpha Bakugou
I’m off to work so I have to be quick about this post, but him giving you a nanny cam teddy bear for your nest thinking he’s being slick and you won’t notice but you felt the recording device in it when you hugged it.
It’s ok though. You think it’s sweet he wants to keep an eye on you.
You face it away from your nest on purpose so he has to stew in frustration. See if he tries to trick you again.
Thinking once again about how Bakugou quietly spoils you even before you’re together. He doesn’t know how to say he likes you but he knows how to show it.
The first time was small, helping you carry something because you already had a lot in your arms and the smile you gave him set something in him off.
Soon enough everybody but you knows he gives you special treatment and why but he denies it.
Literally carrying an extra lunch for you because you said you liked his cooking and helping you study without complaints, but no. It’s not special treatment, you’re simply not as annoying as everyone else.
He’s a simp.
Bakugou with a s/o that’s on some Disney princess bullshit with how easily they make friends with animals.
He agreed to move out to the woods because it’s far from annoying city life nonsense, now he comes home to a house spouse that runs a wildlife daycare on their deck and has a posey raccoon besties that sound suspiciously judgey when ever he tells his spouse that they can’t keep feeding them.
They made friends with a bear. Who makes friends with a bear?!
No, his former classmate with that animal quirk doesn’t count! He literally talks to the damn things and last time he checked, his spouse doesn’t have a quirk like that!
Insomniac bunny reader who refuses to sleep/can’t sleep and is highly caffeinated x bakugo x Shinso? Maybe reader is little?
I think this my first shinbaku piece, neat!
Warnings: polyamory, swearing, oral(reader receiving), described female genitalia, dd/l kink
Pairing: Katsuki Bakugou x rabbit! Reader x Hitoshi Shinsou
Honestly at this point he wasn’t even surprised anymore. It would figure that he would attract two insomniacs for partners wouldn’t it? At least one of them had the viable excuse of late night hero work, the other one however?
Well, he understands it’s not something they can exactly control, but they’re habits of just staying up and relying on caffeine wasn’t help any.
Speaking of which.
“What’s in the sippy cup Carrots?” Bakugou grumbled, sure he already knew the answer as he pulled them into his lap. A strong arm wrapping around their thick waist while his free hand snatched the cup away from them.
“I-it’s milk!” they responded, desperately trying to reach for it only to have their hands pulled away and a stern gaze fixed on them.
“Uh-huh, and just milk? You’re not lying to us right? You wouldn’t lie to your daddies right Bunny?” Shinsou questioned calmly, pushing their legs apart and settling between them. He knew they’d answer without hesitation. They trusted him enough that they were always willing to take a chance with his quirk, even when it meant risking being in trouble.
“I-I wouldn’t-” (Yn) tried to answer, a foggy haze creeping over their thoughts. Shit, they fucked up.
“It’s more coffee” Shinsou stated, setting the now opened cup to the side before pushing their legs further apart and propping them over Bakugou’s thighs before getting on his knees. Mouth just inches away from their clothed sex, ghosting hot air against them. Waiting for Bakugou to decide if he was on the same page before doing anything to them
“Are you fucking kidding me Carrot cakes? he growled, tugging gently at a floppy ear and ignoring the little whine he got in return. “How many times having we told you to cut back, huh? Told you how bad for you it is and you still ignored us?” he hissed out pulling their underwear to the side, groaning at the sight of Shinsou nearly immediately taking his queue and dragging his tongue along their slit before taking their puffy little clit between his lips.
“Don’t even deserve how nice we’re being you little brat, You should thank Papa for being so nice to you shouldn’t you?” they whined pathetically trying to break their daze when another, harsher tug on their ear came. “T-thank you Papa” They whimpered out, rough hands kneading at their chest and gentle kiss to their neck.
“Don’t go thinking you’re out of trouble, brat, we’ll punish you later, but right now gotta make sure you’re too fucked out to stay up. Make sure you get some fucking sleep”.
You know what did criminally poorly? This
sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher
You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
lmao
You know how it is then, folks!
I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.
these are tumblr posts
For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time they're in the air; if he'd cancelled, they wouldn't have gotten paid for zip.
So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.
Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it
My girlfriend literraly dont have a penis its so scary where did it go i didmt know girls xould do that
stay safe out there soldier
theres totally something in there about Cant Find The Clit jokes and gender affirmation can someone do the punchline for me
