Jared does Dean always washing his face in the show

Well, fuck me.

I’ve found it. 

I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.

This is so precious!!

i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is

nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name

fuck nobody even knows how old he really is

he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune

his whole life literally makes no sense

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

My quadruple chin is disguised and nobody can see my silent screams of anguish.

the tension between me and the mutual scrolling through tumblr at the same time

Cant wait to see this post five times in a row after all our mutuals reblog it from each other

For those who aren’t getting the brilliance- this couple (?) is streaming World of Warcraft and I think are dressed up as their characters. Two normal sized people, one of whom is playing a dwarf. And who takes it upon himself to pretend to be too short to just get off his chair and then, aware that his SO also has her camera going, proceeds to walk across the frame on his knees to give the illusion that he’s actually that short.

“No matter what your resources, whether you have $100,000 to give away or a dozen cookies, everyone has the power to positively impact the world.”

- Misha Collins

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

Friendly reminder that Caitlyn Jenner is a horrible human being and friends with Trump so to all my Californian friends do not vote for her because she will seek to undo any and all progress in the state that does not directly benefit her and her billionaire friends.

I saw an article from nbc calling her a "transgender activist" and i just want ppl to know thats a product of cis ppl thinking that being trans alone counts as activism. Shes not an activist, shes not going to help trans ppl, shes going to hurt them along with many other minority groups like she really very much is our enemy. Not to sound like a meme but trans activists hate her

Trans activist my arse. Who the hell would choose this turd as their governor?

this was over my town this morning, and i think it’s l here to finally kill me

ANTHONY MACKIE as SAM WILSON The Falcon and the Winter Soldier | 1.06 “One World, One People”

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

Play video, sound on.

There was this old lady who lived across the street and cats would just appear at her house. They’d never really be seen again, and she had a cat of her own with a collar and all who never really left the house but would spend most of the day by the bay window. But the rest were just a revolving door of random cats. Which naturally meant kittens would pop up too.

So one time when I was doing my high school volunteer hours at this animal shelter, she showed up and said she had some kittens to drop off and some to pick up. I thought it was weird but I figured she fostered them and so I assumed she fostered cats and that explained the amount of random cats I’d see at her place (turns out she’d lure strays in for spaying/neutering and then take them to shelters around the area for socializing and ideally adoption).

So she dropped off three extremely socialized and friendly kittens that I guess she had picked up 2 days prior. And then grabbed a kennel thing with five feral-ass kittens one of the donors found near a dumpster.

I had seen them earlier but the day manager told me they had just gotten them the day before and they had not been socialized because they were waiting for “the expert”. And I guess that was this lady. So she puts on these thick black gloves and goes “Sweetheart can you hold this for me? I gotta prep the babies”, and I held the kennel still while this woman just 100% no fear sticks her hand in there and grabs a kitten that is NOT happy about it. She then grabbed it by the head gently, wrapped a tea towel or some type of cloth thing around it, and then laid it down to do something that was like equal parts origami fold and burrito roll?? Idek. Point is the kitten was PISSED. But it couldn’t move or anything because she wrapped it and secured the wrap with one of them big old timey baby pins. And she did it to the others as well. It didn’t even take her 5 minutes lmaooo. Then she put them back in the kennel and went home.

I asked the manager about it and he said “Oh yeah she’ll be here in 2 days to drop them off. She has a M E T H O D.” And just as he said she showed up two days later, with 5 perfectly friendly kittens in tow!

I didn’t ask because I assumed she was a witch and also I didn’t care, but I had mad respect for her 😂

I wish to meet this woman and also to learn from her so that I can do this magic

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SWIM IN THAT SWIMSUIT? JUST LAKES? 

I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:

The models look so pained

When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen

Lmao what is this shit?

Gucci baby!

I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci

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