adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand
get yourself a Jeffrey
This is the most useless fucking map I’ve ever seen and I love it. I want to print it out and put it on my wall.
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor
ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny
Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef
Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.
steve: “yes, hello, is this stacy’s mom? well this is dustin’s mom- no not mrs.henderson, it’s steve. yes, harrington. listen here, if your whore of a daughter- yOU HEARD ME, ever hurts my son like that again, you can foget about getting my casserole recipe and you can kiss the carpool goodbye.”
I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute
Cats are just little dudes
