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you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes

the older you get, the funnier using stupid internet slang becomes. the other day someone on discord told me their mom was younger than me and I said "skill issue". I can't wait to still be doing this shit in the nursing home

my dear colleague, who was recently tempura battered and fried,

you know what they say …… ‘lol’

me searching my blog for something i know for a fact i have posted about multiple times only for tumblr to show nothing

The thing they don't tell you is that choosing kindness is a Sisyphean task. You can never stop doing it and sometimes you want nothing more than to let the boulder go and flatten everyone standing behind you, but other times people see you pushing it up the hill and put their hands beside yours and it gets a little lighter. You get better at it, even if it's something that never ends. Sometimes people will sit right on top of the boulder and ask you to push them along with it, and sometimes it'll come so naturally that it doesn't feel like there's a boulder at all. You'll never be able to get it to rest on top of the hill. You always have to choose to keep pushing

opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

seems like this one really resonated with the artists who dont do art fandom

On Shopping While Fat 2: Son of Fat

Walk into the apartment and my roommate says "Mike Wazowski only has one eye??" and I say, "WHAT are you talking about, of course he only has one eye. Only having one eye is like his whole fucking thing. Why would you think he has more than one eye" and she flips her phone around and shows me this

Isn’t that how he looks like

Girl... Google Mike Wazowski right now

please tell me there is a complete image, because you can see the other guy standing next to him and you know what we're gonna find

Sadly, a quick and half awake google search suggests that whoever made this shop job, they did not complete the joke.

there IS a COMPLETE IMAGE ive SEEN IT before

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of 'dragonslayer' only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they're responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

Shout-out to people studying with a mental illness.

You’re doing this with half your brain tied behind your back and that’s pretty badass

“Half your brain tied behind your back” is truly the most accurate description of my life I could possibly imagine

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it

as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock

Um from aggie w/ a friend (working on wips rn this is all I got)

having an undiagnosed illness is like the check engine light being on all the time in your car, but when you take it to the mechanic, they announce happily that all the tests came back fine! and you just stare at the check engine light with dread.

cleaning