I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
i love tumblr because of the close-knit community of girls who have never gotten over anything ever not even a little
false it should be meow meow meow meow meow
Discussing transition online can be hard because I don't know the English word for half of my body parts and Dutch is a clown language. Picture me entering "shame lips" into google translate and being told that's what a labia is
clown language
"greyhounds are beautiful gentle dogs--" ok you lost me there. they look like poisoners... they look like they receive psychosexual thrills from poisoning. is that "gentle"?
[Image ID: a Twitter thread by twitter user "@ tara_chara" which reads: "i believe, very strongly, that openness about sexuality is good, that eroticism in art is good, that the sexual revolution was uncomplicatedly good, and that any queer person who pretends that their social status isn't directly pinned to their openness about sexuality is a rube."
"i don't think it's coincidental that attitudes towards public sexuality are so drastically turning at the same time abortion is overturned in the US and people like Elon Musk openly float low white birth rates as a problem. this whole reaction smacks of artificiality."
"it is abhorrent to me that open sexuality, a cultural good, an essential aspect to the full realization of human life and a building block of the status of queer people in society, has become such a bête noire in lockstep with a general, socially reactionary, political program."
"the people who think that sexuality-in-itself is revolutionary, i believe, are fooling themselves, but sexual expression is a cultural good, sexuality is a channel of human fulfillment that ought to be open, and openness about sex is a prerequisite to queer liberation generally." /.End ID]
drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days
I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.
At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^-^o)
me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider
"IF YOU BUILD IT, WE WILL BURN IT"
[VD: A black person stands at a podium. They say, "There is no war on police. There is no such thing as a blue life. The thin blue line is a tantrum of immature and petulant adult children. If your egos are too fragile to accept the rightful criticism of your tactics, then quit. If you can't do your job without somebody constantly hovering over your shoulder, then say it. We'll hold your timid hands at every step. You've already forfeited any career aspirations you may have had. We live here, y'all have made it abundantly clear that you all just work here. If accountability makes you uncomfortable, go somewhere else. Atlanta has no place for you. The police have shown time and time again that the training they've been given isn't interested in de-escalation, conflict resolution, or preservation of life. If I had 57 bullets, I could assassinate every member in this chamber with three shots each and still have nine bullets left over. I dare any single one of you to tell me that you believe that is justified, reasonable or acceptable as standard operating procedure. Wars have been fought over, much less. What's the difference between a bullet and a cop? If a bullet kills someone, you'll know it's been fired. If you have a problem, call the police. Then you'll have two problems: money or violence. You seem to only respond to these two categories using one to beget the other. Can't even get the correct dates on your signed off warrants, but expect us to believe that you have the competency and due diligence for a 100 million dollar project that we have told you repeatedly that we do not need and we do not want.The May 31 deployment of militarized police units on a residential street to raid a bail fund on suspicion of white collar financial crimes is tyrannical. Tyrannical entities must be demolished by any means necessary. You have the option to resign willingly, be cast out politically, or be removed violently. The choice you make today on this bill will be inextricably linked to the method that will be chosen. You will vote no. You will vote no. You will vote no. All of you will vote no today and you will re-plant every tree you uprooted a hundred times over. Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable. If you build it, we will burn it." End VD.]
why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes
"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win
"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win
"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win









