Drop & Squish Collection by sand.tagious

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL--

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trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

Current mood:

I wonder how many shots of mouthwash I’d have to take to die

Take a lot of bottles drink them and right before you die write down the number. Wanna know too

For science!!!

Wanna do it together? Such experiments differ from person to person. Its med science

I JUST GOT ASKED OUT IN SUCH A SMOOTH WAY AND NOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Tumblr, you need to help me, what do I even do with a boyfriend? How do average straight relationships go?

I’M FREAKING OUT Y'ALL

Be awkward and let him handle shit and feel important. Thats about it

Actually, he’s about as awkward as I am and hates having to choose stuff like where we go and what we do so that’s not quite an option here..

Series?

shoutout to people going through puberty, that shit is exhausting 

Extra shoutout to the people going through puberty twice cause the first time wasn’t the right way

respect

what kind of snail is this

Is this Gary from Spongebob?

Help why am I stupid

Hey science side of tumblr, is there a reason I got straight A’s in elementary school and then when I switched schools my grades fell to actual shit and have been that way ever since?

Could be the school cuz you might be a very inteligent person

Dear science side of tumblr

Why are potatoes so damn good

Flavour

science side of tumblr how do you ask a boy out??

Look at him awkwardly till he makes thefirst move

please im desperate

I will pay anyone with a well written smut fan fic of their choice if they do my physics homework

Im on it

Psychology side of Tumblr, pls assist

So, when my little niece gets sleepy, she starts rubbing on the arm or back or whatever exposed skin of whatever adult is holding her. If you’re holding her while wearing longer sleeves, she’ll stick her hand up your sleeve and rub your arm. I recently realized that I also find comfort in this.

Is there a term for this?

Affection?

Current mood:

I wonder how many shots of mouthwash I’d have to take to die

Take a lot of bottles drink them and right before you die write down the number. Wanna know too

i just listened to mr brightside for either the first or the 349th time and i’m not sure which

like, i have no memories of ever even hearing, like, snippets of the song before 20 minutes ago, yet i know all the lyrics and the melody and it’s like ??? how?

The monster under your bed listens to good music when you sleep

Just curious,

Is there still a Science Side Of Tumblr?

Hi. I was summoned

I JUST GOT ASKED OUT IN SUCH A SMOOTH WAY AND NOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Tumblr, you need to help me, what do I even do with a boyfriend? How do average straight relationships go?

I’M FREAKING OUT Y'ALL

Be awkward and let him handle shit and feel important. Thats about it