me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

Free serotonin from Honey thr Italian greyhound

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

this is literally so fucking funny

BORN TO DIE

LANDS BETWEEN IS A FUCK

KILL EM ALL 2023

I AM TARNISHED MAN

12.8 BILLION DEAD FROGS

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it

The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.

I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

Don’t touch my overnight oats boy

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”

me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?

“no”

would you feel like a woman?

“no?”

so you wouldn’t feel male or female

“yeah what’s your point?”

So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)

him:

“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”

Yeah basically

“so why do they use “they” so much”?

if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?

“no…”

And the opposite?

“no…”

Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”

it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across

For the web designer case, she created a FAKE FICTITIOUS couple to self victimize herself. No queer couple ever approached her. She never had backlash. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

White Christians are literally ridiculous about keeping up their fake ass victimhood

Source

i can't keep getting mad at fallout 4 it's been 7 years

they did it. so... WRONG!!!!!!!

if the answer is different for different parents, answer for the one you talk to most frequently!

This is 100% what working in a lab is like