According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”
what kind of forgotten god are you

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”
what kind of forgotten god are you
How wide is your power stance
Speak to me to die instantly
@odddogs I know she looks like a a bat but I promise that's a dog!
thank you so much for thinking of me, i am VERY much a fan of this
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”
The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.
its back
"-964⁰C... Reason: Leaking United States Classified Documents" Babe they are putting you in cryosleep 😭
Oh my goodness, the woodpecker 😆 (other two are Oriole and female Grosbeak)
Curious why the woodpecker kept doing this.
(via @lazarus-lazuli )
Good news! It only took him 3 tries 🎉🎉🎉 congrats cringe husband
rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from
Truly, words to live by
the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?
Japanese: Samui desu ne?
British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?
i have to do everything around here
i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.
my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.
me: ok. i guess i get that??
this post: its like saying “innit?”
me: oh. oh no.
fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".
It's LITERALLY "innit".
oh so like "eh" in canadian
*un-Babels your Tower*
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:
step 1
step 2
step 3
This is true bi/ace solidarity.
holy shit
This is the only correct way
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