I love watching ghost shows, especially when shit like this happens. Poor cat was like “GEEZ YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION”

Gerenuk

i hate that they can move their limbs like that so much.

if i drew this and asked for critique on any art site, i know that every critique would tell me to go study more basic anatomy and lecture me about how joints dont work like that

Is he a… You know…

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

The Simpsons

Covid-19 2020

is this a whole foods review

If someone could love me for me no matter what I too would make that face

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

One of the simplest memes I’ve ever come across. Effective and hilarious. 

This is gonna be the key future historians use to translate meme-language

DID HE MAKE IT??

he makes it

THANK FUCKING GOD

Due to secret reasons, I will be unable to join

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

this is it

everyone else can go home now

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

This feels like a cartoon

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like

nothing but respect for MY president.

this is what celebrities need to be doing not singing some fucking john lemon song on twitter

Rhianna is a legend! $1M to Barbados, $5M to food banks in the US. That's huge from an individual.

LEGEND!