Please fuck off if you think that it’s okay to only talk to me when it’s convenient for you.

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs

right!

Sometimes God separates you from a lot of people so you can grow in solitude.

I’m a firm believer in the idea that people treat you the way they feel about you

Yup. Whether you deserve it or not.

A man will really change and put in the effort for the woman he really wants.

sometimes it just ain’t you, you’re good for the moment but not for the lifetime.

VALUE YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE NOBODY’S EVER GONNA LOVE YOU MORE THAN HER

I’m hollering 😂😂

Minnie finally conquers Ba Sing Se

I really wanna go on Maury just to show them how fast I can sprint backstage

I’m fast af.

And the camera man better follow me.

Imma be one of your baby daddies. Got my ain’t shit squat game strong JUST for this.

lets do this!!!!!!!!!

MAurEH…Aaliyah a lie. I know DAMN WELL that ain’t MAH baby. HE DON’T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME. He got 10 toes when everybody in my family got an extra TWO. HOW MAUREH? One of my eyes is googly but his eyes stay in his head AND DON’T MOVE.

this me

Maury: Now Dionnetrick you used to love her right. Me: yeah she was my baby boo. My little cupcake queen. Maury: So when we reveal the test resukts, are you two willing to works things out for little Titanick? Me: Yeah, I'mma do all I can for me n mines! The results:…

then thats my que *rips off my clothes to show the nike sportswear i have on the whole time.* Put on my headband.

The audience

maury:”damn she did that”

Pedophiles are evil. No discourse, no debate, no further questions. You get off to ruining children’s lives. Die. No excuses.

Unfollow me if you are a pedophile or support pedophiles, I’ll be glad to see you go.

me: *has a tampon, a pad, and five pairs of underwear on*

my brain: youre bleeding through your pants

me: