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i don't think this is anything but i'm making it a headcanon anyways

*after the group's plan goes horribly wrong*

Error: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Killer

Ink: For the record, I already found him

Dream: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation

Ink: He stabbed me!

Error: I'm surprised he waited this long, Ink. We've all had the urge

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

Us?

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Hhh I did not agree to draw lesbianfied bsp..... GRRHGRGRHHRGGH

If I don't start drawing the real deal soon I'll go crazy I WILL GO CRAZY

Cold

There is no context just funny thing

pearls are RIDICULOUS because you think you know what a pearl looks like, you can envision it in your head, it's just a simple little white dot, but then all of THESE exist also

...such a versatile calcified bodily fluid

Why can't kidney stones look like this >:(

you above all others understand this post

i just.. sorry not sorry)

crossover with RE8 Lady Nightmaretrescu and Cross Winters

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

│Used Bingo spot "Head Bonks"│

Killer was like always way to hype, Horror was so to kind to gentle him down with some Head Bonks!

#Leviathantale by @/skumhuu

Killer tried the grimace shake =) (it didn't end well)

The X-File Gang. But As Memes!

Warning: Huge spoiler for my UTMV/SCP AU. If you haven't finished reading it, well what are you waiting for?

Pre-Error! Ink will be called Agent Prism, while post-Error! Ink is Dr. Ink.

But also:

hello 🐙

This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I've heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we're always putting on a puppet show.

ive heard enough stories of octopuses attempting to socially interact w humans to be convinced that some octopuses want to socially interact w humans

frustrated how quickly people will trip over themselves to dismiss any notion of animal thought as "anthropomorphization" as if animals are truly thoughtless lumps of meat who simply move their limbs around meaninglessly and die

precocious adult behavior