Shut up. That’s hilarious. I hope each and every cop involved has to personally give him $5000
This is too nice of a username to belong to a bot I’m literally so distraught over this
i got this one earlier and ive never been more upset in my entire life
another two far-too-good-ones-gone-to-waste-on-bots for the rage pile.
i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
thank god i screen shot it
two beautiful transgender bodies locked in eternal combat
i will never care about the met gala beacuse i know in my heart if you gave a drag queen 45$ and three days they could make something completely out of this world that out every single celeb to shame
Shit I’ve learned about Disco Elysium without having played Disco Elysium:
- You play the most disgusting pathetic being ever to exist.
- Your partner is a more run-of-the-mill pathetic loser man and he is so excited to have someone around who sucks more than him.
- There is a small child named Cuomo who does barbituates and know the exact slur to use to kill you instantly.
- It will literally kill you because all damage in this game is potentially lethal, and most of it is from either getting your feelings hurt or staring at a lightbulb for too long.
- Instead of boring shit like “Strength” or “Wisdom” your stats are like “Cartesian Dualism” and “Ability to Top”. They also talk to you.
- Its about a police investigation
- Its about communism
- Its about gay sex
- With a corpse?
- It takes place like 30 years after Pathologic
- It takes place in a rich and absolutely bizarre world the creators painstakingly sculpted over a decade. Most of it has no relevance to the plot and the rights now belong to a shitty game studio.
- I should pirate it.
- I should really play it.
Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.
yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better
new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
