Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen
An Update:
Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary
Ruby: (Chuckles) Just another day of doing manly, masculine things with the boys!
Jaune: Yup.
Cardin: Mhm.
Ruby: After all, I am a guy, just like you! (Chuckles)
Jaune: Of course you are.
Ruby: Phew! (Thinking) They still don't suspect that I'm actually a girl. Especially my hunky superior, Jaune. If he found out I was actually a girl, who knows what he'd do?!
Jaune: (Fantasy) A woman?! How dare you besmirch the good name of our bro-code! I cast thee out, you whooooooooore!
Ruby: (Fantasy) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Cardin: (Screaming ahead of them) By the gods... She just fucking bisected that knight and his horse! Both in full plate!
Jaune: Shut up, Winchester! If it's revealed that she's a woman, we'll have to kick her out of the vanguard, and then we're all fucking dead!
Ruby: Yes, sir! (Whirlwind of death, Soaked in gore) I'm just a man! Doing manly things! With my manly man friends- er, I mean, bros!
Guy: Breast or thighs?
Jaune: Personality, obviously personality. It's why i got such an amazing girlfriend. *Hugs yang*
Yang: *smiles*
Jaune: You should stop thinking like that, girls don't like when you see them like a piece of meat.
Guy, behind the butchery counter:
Butcher: N-No, I meant what cut do you want for your chicken?
Jaune: O-Oh then in that case I'll have both
Yang: good idea, what do you think P-Money?
Pyrrha: Yeah very good idea
Jaune: Okay then we'll have both
Butcher: Ok *Hands the armoured dragon Trio the chicken*
Weiss: And I see that your vital signs have stabilized
Jaune: Yes for the moment I’m not dying!
Nora: Wait, you were dying?!
Jaune: Uh-
Nora: You weren’t joking, you really were dying?????
Jaune: Yes! But I’m fine-
Nora: Why didn’t you tell me??!?
Jaune: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!!
Nora: THATS WHAT THE FUCKING OMELETTE WAS FOR??!?
Jaune: LOOK-
Weiss: *hangs up the phone*
Father, I believe I will fail this mission.
(I wont have the time to finish this, so I’ll just post it as it is;;;)
why did paimon reject her offer in the end of ganyu’s trailer I’ll do anything for her
runtyrook-deactivated20210924
Some memes to cope with current events
A commission for @imperfectxiii of their OC with a humanised Pinkie Pie, thank you for commissioning me!
(Commissioner retains full sized piece)
I’m trying not to flood this account with rwby fanart but it’s really the only thing I draw anymore
coming out to my brother was one of the nicest moments in my life
I will reblog this all the time because this is the greatest validation comic I’ve seen
loloudi-the-loser
🥺 this is soo cute!
Me reading this:
“Coffee Cake” by me!!
Wanted to do a lil something fun since we’ve all been suffering over the last couple of vol 8 episodes. So here’s Cerise being the best adoptive mom!
[ Thanks to everyone who watched the stream of me making this!! You are all the best!!!! ]
Beaconstrips: To-Do List by JumpinJammies
Volume 8 content again (hopefully not made irrelevant by the new episode i haven’t seen).
This was actually the first comic idea I came up with for Volume 8. I decided not to make it first though. Only difference is I replaced one panel with the Hound one. Anyway this is some stuff Cinder was busy with since she wasn’t allowed to leave the whale. I imagine the list had like 600 things on it, but Cinder is dedicated.
Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/jumpinjammies
“Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you, from your wild curiosity.”
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