“Hey buddy you in London? ” - the saga

an openly queer actor has never won an oscar 

only once has an openly queer actor been nominated for an oscar 

however, 22 straight actors have received oscar nominations for playing queer characters 

well I guess then that Angelina Jolie, Marlon Brando, Anna Paquin and possibly other Oscar winning bisexuals I’m forgetting atm don’t count

jodie foster, anyone? john gielgud, anyone? 

no. these are not homosexual white men so they don’t count. i eat pinecones because they look delicious.

SW10: Draco Malfoy by hakumo

Easter’s over, you know what that means

IT’S HALLOWEEN

iT’S ONLY APRIL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.

Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Hufflepuff x

This post is so important.

This is the best post made in the history of ever. I’m so serious.

I just feel really strongly like this belongs on this blog

Lmfaoo!

Stop calling girls hoes for being humans and satisfying their sex drive 2k15

*2kforever

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

I think it’s only appropriate to add this now:

He dealt with the situation effectively and with empathy. Respect to him and love to Taylor and her family, and anybody else struggling with the same problems at this time. 

dont put pressure on phan to vlog japan

dont put pressure on phan to vlog japan

dont put pressure on phan to vlog japan

dont put pressure on phan to vlog japan

they have been working so so fucking hard for the past 98743593799 months

they need this break

ty this has been a psa

“Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them…or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.”

Holy SHIT

WELL THEN

Yep.

They actually tested me for a learning disability in high school because I was consistently failing math.

They discovered that I actually scored in the 80th percentile in that sort of learning.

Problem was, in every other subject, I was in the 99.8th percentile.

I had never learned how to study because I never needed to—and then, when something proved to be even the slightest bit challenging, my brain went

“LOL nope this is impossible abort”

Meanwhile, this entire time I’m scraping by in subjects like English. The assignments I did turn in, I’d score top marks—but I’d avoid turning in projects I didn’t think were “good” enough.

Essentially, my brain had two settings: “100%” or “0%”.

This sort of Baby Genius shit makes kids and adolescents neurotic and self-destructive.

My younger self would be so blown away by how feminist and queer I am

Literally what this fuck is happening

DAN PROBABLY HAS NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IM

HE’S GONNA GET OFF THE PLANE AND FREAK OUT