A trash goblin with opinions.

this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

You are just a humble peasant boy and in general you are very happy with your life. The only problem is that you are constantly being pestered by travelers trying to tell you that you are some sort of chosen one.

Constanta - vengeful bride of dracula -- from A Dowry of Blood

THE WAY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO STOP ASTARION FROM KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND BECOMING THE VAMPIRE ASCENDANT IS TO TELL HIM THAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE ABLE TO BE PROUD OF HIMSELF AND THAT HE CAN'T BE PROUD OF THAT, AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!! AND THEN HE MAKES THE RIGHT DECISION TO NOT DO IT ALL ON HIS OWN!!! BUT IF YOU FORCE HIM TO NOT DO IT HE WILL BECOME HOSTILE OR LEAVE FOREVER!!!! THE WAY IF YOU FORCE SHADOWHEART NOT TO KILL AYLIN SHE WILL ARGUE AND FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH FOR HER GODDESS BUT IF YOU DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND STAND BACK AND LET HER CHOOSE SHE WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION TO SPARE AYLIN ALL ON HER OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WAY ROBBING YOUR COMPANIONS OF THEIR AGENCY HAS CONSEQUENCES!!!! THE WAY RESPECTING THEM AND TREATING THEM LIKE REAL PEOPLE WITH FREE WILL HAS REWARDS!!!!!!!

tumblr look at my old man

not to be pedantic but it annoys me so much when people talk abt how chatgpt is "lying" or "making things up". or esp when people say it "refuses to admit" to lying. like girl that is a toaster oven

"it REFUSED TO ADMIT that it LIED to me" it is a line of code generating letters in the most algorithmically probable order

The latest TUM cover inspired me

The cover:

becoming obsessed with youtube vids that do hour long retrospectives on tv shows i was aware of as a kid but never had an opportunity or interest to watch them. currently watching a video on chuck the tv show and its like. its. well. it sure is some cultural zeitgeist.

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

once again unequivocally lost in the sauce at the implication that younger vimes suspects that john keel!vimes is his dad who left when he was young. my favorite subtext of night watch i love the way it just sits there just out of focus

when sam says here's your hard boiled egg i bet you like your toast cut into soldiers and the yolk still runny. because i do. thats the culmination of 'this strange man looks like me and looks at me like he seems almost afraid of me, took me under his wing over every other person in the watch house and acts protective of me even when he doesn't need to. he just came in from pseudopolis but knows this city too well to be anything but a local. and not from the nice part of town, the roughest of the rough part, where i came from, too. he asked after my mum but blew me off when i told him she wanted to meet him. he asked after my dad and looked distinctly unsurprised to hear he wasn't in the picture. he seems to know what i'll do before i do it. sometimes looking at him is like looking in the mirror. there's a tightly coiled anger in him, i can see it, and it looks like something in me i've felt before. on our first patrol he taught me how to walk. i know him i know him i know him'

The only thing I remember from the 1998 #Trigun is Vash saying Love and Peace. I recently watched the new #TrigunStampede and rewatched the old anime, and let me tell you, the Love and Peace is a LIE. There is only pain and despair.

It's that time of year again...

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At the vet’s office

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Ok why did Kaz give 110% as Ivanovski but -20% as Waffles?

Sunflower hat

finnick is masculine but in like a flashy peacock way and katniss is feminine but in like a wolf silently stalking after you crow watching from the trees cat slowly approaching way and that's why they're best friends