Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

Alien (1979)

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

This is just literally what it’s like to sit on my porch

is this asmr

This is how I imagine it sounds all the time anywhere near the Appalachian mountains.

the bug’s really good btw

what is going On here.

This is a nettle ensign scale insect, btw. Scale insects are true bugs that live on and feed on plants. The one above is an adult female while males have wings and look a bit like woolly aphids.

a poll mostly brought to you by me wondering who tf is living in all the new builds that keep appearing on the outskirts of what feels like every town in my country

Neil!!!

making a collection

snippet i found from the website where the neil the rat pics were uploaded to

long and gone ✨ available in my print store ⚡ find my art on twitch + instagram @ jakeromanoart

I am wondering how many of you who responded that they can ride a horse have actually ridden a horse. Or if it’s like an “all men think they can land a plane” kind of thing.

poll plagiarism <3