write me a tbh (to be honest) in my inbox stating a thought you feel about me. start the sentence off with “tbh.”

you either die a cinnamon roll or live long enough to become a problematic fave

when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you

Hey friends! This is called code-switching and is entirely normal to do! You wouldn’t want to talk to everyone the exact same way because that’s just going to make things awkward or be inappropriate for various situations. You wouldn’t want to approach your boss the same way you approach your best friend or vise-versa. And you’re not being inauthentic or fake because you are a shining diamond with many facets and it’s totally okay to show different sides to different people because it’s ALL you! Shine on you multifaceted motherfucker.

multifaceted motherfucker.

quote i stumbled across a few days ago and can’t get out of my head it’s so important (via bemynightingale)

Reblog if you've been offended by the words of your own parents.

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

But of course

“I’m so ashamed of you, I could die” -My mother last night.

Priorities. (Source: Spider-Man and the X-Men Vol. 1, #2)

“Young people are out of touch with comedy and society.” -the writer/executive producer of Bee Movie

I don’t get how some mothers can say “i don’t care the gender as long as the baby’s healthy i will love them” before going into labour for 8+ hours then 17 years later kick their daughter Jessica out of the house because she was born a Justin.

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Bandetto seriously changed into a diffrent person (furry?) after joining the RU like at first he was all “I’m going to steal everything from this god damned cutsy place and then seT IT ON FIRE.” but now he’s rich because his parents died and left him with all the money they had and hes all “I LOVE THIS DUMB PLACE SO MUCH AHAHAHA YAY.”

but i still think that if he wanted to he could set everything on fire……..

I KEEP FORGETTING TO TAG pegakitty IN THESE

We can’t stand the cuteness of these Kirby cookies!

a new version of marco polo where instead of saying “marco” and “polo” the first person yells “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” and then after a pause the other people have to yell “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” back but with slightly different intonations than the first person

at lunch today i was sitting behind some 9th graders and one of them went “i was born in the year of the rabbit” and her friend is like “hey i am too!” and someones goes “i think im a rabbit too hold up lemme search it up…… holy shit me too” until their literal entire group was like Holy Shit bc wow they were ALL born in the year of the rabbit and the entire time im eating in utter disbelief because. no one realized. no one realized they were all in the same grade. they were all born in the exact same year of fucking course they were all born in the year of the rabbit i hate high school fucking shi t

Reblog if you’re the family witch

is this like being the family gay?

They’re synonymous.

Stardust: -FAKE IRISH ACCENT- SLK: -UNKNOWN ACCENT- Bandetto: -ADORABLE SPANISH ACCENT- Zero/Devin: -JAPANESE ACCENT- Nova: -Doesnt really have an accent- Vintraios: -ANNOYING RUSSIAN ACCENT- Alpha: -German accent- Lito: -Sweedish accent???-

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