Everyone say thank you to the strong nuclear force monkey that holds the very laws of physics together
women will eat a siege of leningrad starvation diet and then be told that their depression and lack of physical strength are genetic
they gave Γtzi assless chaps
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
the ds9 family using garak for crimes and assassinations
EnikΕ Katalin Eged (Hungarian, b. 1992, Budapest, Hungary) - Black Cat White Cat, Paintings
lefties when a man commits an act of violence against a woman/other vulnerable person for the 150th time and finally gets put in prison: he just needs rehabilitation π₯Ί just let him complete some more classes on how to be nice and let him out π₯Ί give him another chance he doesnβt realize what heβs doing π₯Ίπ₯Ί
lefties when a woman says something that could possibly maybe be considered terfy: ummm you deserve to be put in a camp + you are literally irredeemable and a nazi + literally kill yourself!!! die bitch!!!!!
they didnβt like this one yβall ππ
you laugh but my redneck ass grandparents didn't have a car in the gdr so my grandpa got everywhere with his fucking horse-driven carriage until the wall fell π€¦ββοΈ
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
shut UP my man robbed MULTIPLE grocery stores and escaped ON A BICYCLE on some beaten down path... clown crimes
omg btw crochet queens they have plush yarn (like velvet yarn!!) at Tβ¬DI for 2β¬ per skein!!! I didn't get any bc I have no use for them currently but maybe this helps some of you -- this is the FIRST TIME I have found velvet/chenille yarn in a physical store here in Germany (even the private ones sometimes don't sell it out of principle!!)
Men will be walking around looking like bigfoot's long lost cousin but god forbid I have some leg and pit hair showing...

