In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well

@deadlydeamonflashmob

Never get tired of this little lad. He try so hard ^^

this lil guyyyyyyyyyyyy

AAAAAH THE WEE BATTY

Now available on Disability Horizons Shop!

With NASA announcing their streaming service NASA+ and also announcing it’s going to be free and also ad free, I’d just like to appreciate the lengths they go to make scientific knowledge and exploration as available as they possibly can.

There's more info at this link. Gosh I'm excited about this.

@gracien-system

Japan's largest airline just unveiled a Pokémon-themed Boeing 787

If anyone wants a cute pet update every time I stick my tongue out like a lizard at my cat Piper she tries to mimic me

Wait, it got better.

Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas

this is nonsensical but simple.

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

OP added a photo of the famous Audrey!

@official-megumin

But I will hold on hope, and I won't let you choke

Read on Ao3

Based off of this post by @hypewinter

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Danny loved his little brother the moment he laid eyes on him.

He was an ugly little thing in the artificial womb he was born from but Danny knew he would do anything to protect him. He wonders if this is how Jazz felt when he was born.

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After the destruction of his hometown and being hunted by the GIW at the age of 14 Danny didn’t know what to do. He debated going to the Ghost Zone and living the rest of his life and afterlife there when he encountered a group of ninjas. The details of how and why are still lost to him but in the moment he fought. He fought and let out as much anger, frustration, and sorrow as possible. His eyes turned green and his fists were shaking and bruised from the fight.

Surprisingly, or maybe not with the life he lives, this isn’t the last time the ninjas come after him. He fights more and more off until he meets the man sending the ninjas his way. He is offered training by a man named Ra’s Al Ghul. Danny jumps at the chance, thinking how he could finally run away from his problems or fully die trying.

The training was ruthless and more intense than anything Danny has ever been through before. It got worse with Ra’s’ discovery of the extent of his powers. But with every push and treacherous day, Danny grew stronger and more resilient. He quickly grew to be favored by Ra’s as his star pupal. Danny was able to beat all his teachers but it was when he was able to pin Ra’s down with a sword to his neck that he was allowed to control his own learning. He grew in ranks with every completed mission.

Obsessed.

@allye

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

Rollie pollie

so i decided to reread tpoh today and i only got like 30 pages in before coming up with a huge theory lol.

rgb talks about how negative is (most likely) not something that's happened before the start of the comic as far as he remembers

and uh... hey you know what's black and white and gave rgb a pretty serious schism at the start of the comic?