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Beyoncé's Side Chick™

@black-morticia / black-morticia.tumblr.com

💖 Call me Candy 💖 Pisces (24) 💖 Black 💖 Bisexual 💖 💖 She/Her 💖
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straycatj

ちっさいのは まだコウフンするとイタガミしやがるのですが、ずいぶんオレになついたのです

きょうから こふくと なまえをよんでやるです

The little cat bites me painfully when he's excited, but he has gotten familiar with me quite well. So I'm going to call his name Kofuku from today.

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straycatj

んとですね

きょうは オレが家主のうちの中でくらしはじめた

ウチノコきねんびなのです

さぞウマい 夕メシだろうと きたいしてるのです

Hm, it's the anniversary of the day I've started living inside my landlady's house today...... I hope I will have a yummy dinner...

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straycatj

そうそう ちっと 家主

Hey, just moments landlady,

そうそう てってかすです

Yep, give me your hand just moment

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straycatj

オレのにちじょうに

またとつぜん ちっさい小さいねこが あらわれたです

Suddenly a little small cat has just appeared in my daily life again......

このちっさい小さいねこは けんのホゴシセツにのこったねこで オシリにちっととらぶるがあるです

くろトラの オトコねこです

こないだから 家主が おヨメさんと でし どっちがいい?ときいてきたとき でしならいいとへんじをしてしまったので オレはイカクせずにおいてやりました

オレはいいねこなのです

This little small cat had adopted by an animal shelter running by our preference and having a trouble with his anus now. He's black smoke tabby... I remember my landlady had sometime asked me "which do you want to live with your wife or an apprentice?"... I certainly answered I allowed an apprentice so I didn't intimidate him today. I am a good cat......!

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straycatj

mr j, where does landlady get all your hats from? you look very stylish in them!

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これがオレのぼうしりすとです

◆はあまぞん ほかは家主が作りやがった フザけたぼうしなのです

This is my hats list... ◆ are bought from amazon and others are fuckin' silly hats she made 💢

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Those names are ;

The shaggy hat

The hat for St. Patrick day because my landlady was rarely free on the day

The hat for summer vacation

The pumpkin hat eating me

The sheep hat to eat grasses

The thief hat

The Kappa hat

The chicken hat

The samurai hat

The evil pierrot hat

The mochi on mochi hat

The cat's parsnip for short catnip hat, so called the shame hat

The cow hat......... 😑

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bogleech

yeah so Space Jam 2 wants us all to know that Wile E. Coyote was one of the War Boys hunting escaped slaves for Immortan Joe before he was recruited to play basketball mere seconds from killing himself in a spraypaint-induced high

No this was not a photoshop, here are some other real things in this movie:

Mad Max himself is a cartoon character for no reason, exists only in this one shot and is never acknowledged.

The Tasmanian devil enters the film by being dropped off by Rick and Morty.

Granny lives in the continuity of “The Matrix” as a hacker with Speedy Gonzales (not tweety??) as her sidekick.

Foghorn Leghorn is first seen riding the dragon from Game of Thrones and dressed up like the queen or whatever

The cartoons are horrified to become CG which is pretty funny honestly

Oh hey the background spectators include the Herculoids I like that they actually look pretty good in 3d

There’s a rap battle for no reason

Also it was only within ten seconds on screen that Bugs Bunny referenced Big Chungus