just sent my ex my blood pressure results so she fuckin knows what shes missing

“We’re on the same wavelength. We’re connected that way, even if I’m away from her.” ― Haruki Murakami. Drawing by Juan Osorno.

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Day or Night?

[my edit]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

Once I can afford my aesthetic,

it’s over for you bitches

The first sign that I was trans came to me in 5th grade in the form of a series of dreams in which I was flat chested and looked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I have no doubt of my gender but I’m also now convinced with the emergence of Shaggy memes that it was Shaggy himself trying to recruit me as his holy vessel. The dreams stopped when I started getting depressed I think he thought I was too weak to support his power

love being nb in minnesota. half the year you have to wear so many layers nobody can tell what anyone is.

what’s your gender? cold, the answer is cold.

me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

Ok, let’s admit it. The Biggest Forced Hetero Relationship on tv ever had to be Kelsi and Ryan from High school musical.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS IT’S TIME TO LEARN A THING.

Fun fact: Lucas Grabeel (the actor who played Ryan) had specifically asked the director if Ryan could be a gay character. The director (Kenny Ortega) thought that it was a great idea, and they both went to Disney to ask if they could pepper in the fact that Ryan was gay, or include a shot of him with a boy, maybe in the background.

Disney didn’t give the okay on that, so they had to instead force him into a relationship with Kelsi, despite neither Lucas or Kenny wanting him to be a straight character.

In the outtakes from the third movie, Lucas actually grabs Zeke (not sure of the actor’s name, sorry!) and straight up makes out with him, simply to spite Disney. You can find that blooper on DVD versions.

(Keep in mind that Zeke was actually Sharpay’s love interest throughout the trilogy, starting with the after-credits scene of the first movie.)

So yeah. Ryan was actually a homosexual character, but he was forced into a straight relationship through Disney. Thanks, Disney.

HE

SHOULD

HAVE

BEEN

WITH

CHAD

*whispers* I don’t dance

I love that even though Disney didnt give an okay on it, the director and crew members involved still managed to pepper or sneak in something that is gay.. *ahem* Ryan and Chad switching clothes after I Don’t Dance.. 

there’s really no heterosexual explanation for this!

Ryan and Kelsi were each other’s beards

@erin1355

A high school musical remake would only matter if it made Ryan gay and let him date Chad

People are obsessed with this youtube ad

i.. couldn’t… stop .. watching… omg…

“real sparkling”

I had to watch EACH. ONE.

She’s trying so hard. You go girl

People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit longer are my kind of people.