Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

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A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

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Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

#about me

Sometimes I just kinda wanna cry because in the MCU, Steven Grant Rogers:

Was violently bullied throughout his childhood and into adulthood.
Watched his mother waste away and die.
Was an orphan by his mid-to-late teens.
Grew up in poverty, during the Great Depression, as the child of immigrants .
Grew up color-blind, partially-deaf, malnourished/stunted, and chronically-ill, in a culture that was so big on eugenics that Nazis took their cues from the US systems.
Signed up for the army and then dove on what he believed to be a live grenade because he believed the best use of his life was to exchange it for the lives of others.
Fought on the front lines of the bloodiest and most horrific war in human history, where he undoubtedly witnessed terrible violence and atrocities.
Watched his best friend die and lived with the guilt of believing he was responsible.
Crashed a plane into the ocean, fully believing he was going to die.
Was frozen alive.
Woke up to find that nearly everyone he’d ever known was dead and gone, and his home was changed nearly beyond recognition; he could never truly go home from the war. Ever.
Lost his shot at happiness with the one woman who ever actually looked at him when he was small and frail, and had to watch her mind come apart, and later carry her coffin.
Found out his sacrifice – the thing he gave up his life, his friends, his whole world for – was in vain, and that HYDRA had corrupted the legacy of the people he loved.
Found out his best friend survived, and that he’d abandoned him to a fate worse than death, and got to then live with THAT fresh guilt.
Is seen by most people as Captain America; almost no one sees Steve Rogers.
Was only 26 years old, biologically, during the Battle of New York.
Has not had the time or resources to cope with any of this.

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Desi Bruce Headcanons from an Authentic Desi™

because this was very kindly requested by @my-babies-are-ash

1. Listen. Bruce may be all refined and classy and poised but nobody. NOBODY. Resists the urge to dance/lip-sync to Balam Pichkari. If you do idk I’m sorry you lost your soul and I hope you find a new one soon.

2. It has lead to awkward moments once or twice, specifically in Tony’s workshop at 2:00 am. Awkward because Tony joined in and jesus christ the man Cannot dance. Tony. Tony no. No stop. Tony please that’s not how “Bollywood dancing” works oh my gOD tONY NO-

3. Thor comes home one night to a dimly lit corridor and a nice candlelit dinner and Bruce humming “Khuda Jaane ye” under his breath while wearing a kurta. Thor very nearly has a heart attack right there. Bruce has a very nice singing voice, ergo Thor demands he sing it louder and more passionately and ultimately cries when Bruce does. Damnit. Now they’re out of tissues again.

(“ban gaye ho tum mere Khuda” I MEAN??)

4. This is especially funny because Khuda means God and Thor is a Norse God. sorry this isn’t a headcanon I just wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if I didn’t point that out.

5. A very high tolerance for spice. That is all I have to say.

6. “HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING THIS DEAR GOD PEPPER WHERE’S THE MILK PEPPER HELP PEPPER I’M DYING PLEASE I CAN’T DIE SO SOON I HAVE TWO KIDS TO RAISE-”

“Peter’s 20, Tony”

“MILK, PEPPER, PLEASE”

7. Bruce is not dying. He eats his spicy samosa and pudina chutney in peace. And laughs at Tony’s inferior taste buds.

8. Swearing in his language when he doesn’t want others to know/just does it unconsciously. idk man it happens. Leaving steeb very confused:

9. Bruce watching villain #2839 being very annoying: smh. Chutiye.

Steve, local American: my Language senses are tingling

And finally:

10. Bruce Bannerjee. That’s all I have to say.

Thanks for tuning in folks!

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@all the the south-asia-dwelling desis reblogging this right now

go the fuck to sleep

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sketiana

“tony would help you with your groceries if you were a beautiful woman”, a response on a post that said “other superheroes wouldnt help you with mundane things like groceries cause ‘its not the end of the world so i wont help you’ mentality”

everyone replying like “oh cap would definitely help! and bucky! and this and that! but tony stark would never”

when in canon

if you watched infinity war, that is

you can see that tony literally stops during the world ending battle and helps an old lady up when she falls on the street due to the commotion

she wasnt in immediate danger

at all

he just. stopped, helped her up, and kept walking straight towards danger

its funny how yall headcanon your faves as these nice lovely people and straight up ignore the fact that tony does the things you wish your fave did, in canon, all the time

remember when he treated a kids hello kitty watch as a higher priority than his own life?

remember when he made 20+ prototypes of peter’s spider man suit to make sure he builds the best possible one to protect the kid?

remember when he rebuilt harley’s (the kid from iron man 3) barn to be a hi tech workshop, complete with another potato gun cause he remembered that despite almost dying?

remember when he paid, unprompted, for coulson to visit his fiancé before all hell breaks loose, even though coulson only mentioned her once in front of him?

remember when in comics he admitted to paying for counseling for villains that tried to kill him??

headcanon your faves as good samaritans, i dont care, but dont ignore or twist the fact that tony stark does literally everything you wish your fave was doing in canon, and then some. we stan one (1) canonically good person 🤗