to everyone taking exams: u gon be ok. we gon be ok.

Oh shit this reminded me my jacket pocket is full of moss I brought home and forgot to put in my snail tank.

Good thing rescue moss tends to be hardy 🥲

me, an autonomous adult in college: *looks up tips for managing adhd on a deadline*

every single result: AS A PARENT to help YOUR CHILD WITH ADHD monitor YOUR CHILD'S behavior and reward HIM for doing work because CHILDREN WITH ADHD need constant support-

In the Bible, Saint Martha is best known for being the sister of Lazarus, of returning-from-the-dead fame. However, according to a French folk tale, she later visited Provence in the south of France and tamed a ferocious dragon-like beast called the Tarasque, which had been terrorizing nearby villages and eating the locals. This event is still celebrated with an annual parade in Tarascon on the last weekend in June, featuring a float shaped like the Tarasque.

There’s a tradition in art of depicting the Tarasque caught mid-munch by Martha, with a pair of legs hanging out of its mouth and a very contrite expression on its face, like a puppy who’s been found eating your socks. Here are a few of my favourite Tarasque-shaming pictures.

Encounter: the folkloric origins of the Tarasque are quite a bit less intimidating than the gamelore version

papyrus doodles :]

November mood 🍂

whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

Kiss the sun goodnight

if someone tells you they play Yakuza for anything other than the stupendous water physics they’re probably lying

I just started yakuza kenzan and was already floored by this, the literal first moments of the game featuring the most photo-realistic puddle I’ve ever seen

this game came out in 2008

this is not water physics but yakuza 7 decided it wanted to innovate bread physics too

and the team kind of going hog on little things like that gets talked about a little here

Yokoyama just writes “and then Ichiban eats some bread” and the entire animation and modelling team just goes oh yeah? oh yeah??? oh he’ll eat some fucking bread alright 

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

if u struggle with eating like i do (mines because of executive dysfunction, energy levels, and sensory issues) i highly recommend this very simple hack: make ur meals feel like snacks.

eating 2 boiled eggs, some carrots, and an apple does not feel like a meal but its full of great protein, fibers, and healthy carbs. boiled eggs in general are my go-to when im having a hard time with food. another recommendation i have is to get drinks like Boost drinks and have them with ur meals. its a very quick and easy way to get extra vitamins n minerals and general nutrients and on especially hard days theyre a godsend when theyre the only thing i can get in my system

in general, dont be afraid to deconstruct ur meals and eat them in separate parts so it feels more like a snack. its really useful and requires a lot less effort than putting everything together

this is actually genius, thank you

fuck you

fixed it for u <3

hormse race

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

trackpad

please know that when i type a lone "?" i am tilting my head slightly to the right and am staring at you blankly in confusion and curiosity