The egg came before the chicken, because the immediate ancestor to chickens created it.
People who get excited over the stars, the moon and sunsets are my kinda people
Real life really is just like Neopets. Every day I get up. Feed my pets. Get a free omelette at the giant omelette. Go to my job at the ice cream factory where I have to dodge giant scoops of ice cream at increasingly high speeds
Not gonna lie, this made me laugh
Meeeee
delightfulsubgirl
My level of anxiety.
my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice
pls don’t let this flop
doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think
