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#they are unionizing
Will Byers & Lucas Sinclair STRANGER THINGS (2016)
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They lost their virginities to eachother
that was my assumption as well but honestly I think calling your friend like “guess who just got laid! you too? let’s do a little gnome dance!” is inherently funnier
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
They should use his blood
They should use his blood to make mr beast ketchup
They should tear him apart and use him for mr beast blood ketchup
A little beast in every bottle. That would be the slogan
They should tear mr beast apart and drain all his blood out for ketchup
i've said it before and i'll say it again: i miss them
i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
thinking about what is and what isn't allowed in frame with reference ecosystems in prairie restoration
Explanation from OP in the replies
restoration ecology tends to want to restore to a past state of an ecosystem, but magically that past state never involved people! Harvest, reciprocity, etc are all ignored because we pretend there's such a thing as prairie without people. Turns out, that imagined prairie never existed, there were always people here and there should people involved in restored prairie too!
Your daily dose of cat memes
I do in fact need everything to be okay
you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
bonus : without any of the evil creatures left , you can hear the song of the angels more clearly (tinnitus)
Friends in Distant Places, chalk pastel on paper
2023
So much color and tone variation just in the simple and humble domestic shorthair black kitty…
Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from
The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness
any other diagnoses you'd like to share?
Autism
never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are
for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes
ohh you think dante's inferno is "basically fanfic"? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare
I'm starting to get smile lines.
How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face
How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you
How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face