smol brain no thoughts

240401 TXT (투모로우바이투게더) ‘Deja Vu’ Official MV

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

i wonder why

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

Not to be That Guy, but all of these are great ways of letting your nervous system know you are safe and can release stress!

Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison in Folsom, California in 1968.

the crucial thing to understand is that gay sex would fix Wilson but it would make House worse in fun and imaginative ways

gregory "i think about fucking my best friend the appropriate amount" house

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

HE EATS PEOPLE

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

Hannibal Heritage Post

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position