Midnight Pals: Elon's Back
King: submitted for the approval of the Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king Koontz: oh steve! it's your friend! King: he's not my friend Koontz: but clive said- Barker: ah ha ha King: goddamn it clive!! now you've got everyone saying it!
Elon Musk: eyyyy stephano king wottsa matta for you Poe: steve can you please tell your friend to leave us alone King: he's not my friend! we're not even acquaintances! Musk: eyyy stephano king why you no lika da elon Musk: see, i giva you da check King: i don't want it! stop!
King: elon, maybe you shouldn't give verified checks to terrorists on twitter Musk: eyyyy why you calla it da twitter wottsamattaforyou, you deadnama da twitter! Musk: ya musta respecta de transition! Musk: eyyy you lika da joke? elon maka da joke Musk: da one joke Musk: elon only needa da one joke
King: elon, that's illegal Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter! King: you could go to jail Musk: eeeey you gotta da blue hair! whya you so a woka stephano king? King: for real, elon, you could get in trouble Musk: eeeeeey uh Musk: uh Musk: Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!
Poe: look steve i know you like playing with your friend King: he's not my friend!!! Poe: but he's really kind of obnoxious King: he's not my friend! he just keeps showing up! Poe: you need to tell your friend that this is a private gathering King: he's not my King: goddamnit!!
Elon Musk: eyyyy now i tella da story Musk: here a picture offa da nazi frog King: that's not a story! King: that's just a meme! Musk: you no lika da memes??? issa good memes! Musk: eeeey stephano king i breaka you face!
Musk: you no lika da elon? eyyyyy i showa you all! Musk: i buya dissa campfire!! Musk: now itsa mine? Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing ey??? ey??? paisano!!! Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Koontz: Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing???
Musk: [stomping on campfire] i owna da campfire!! letta datta sink in! King: elon! your pants are catching fire! Musk: [in flames] mama mia!! why da jewish media do thissa to me???
