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Hospitals For Souls

@bitemeemo

No fucks to give ✌🏾️
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breezefall

So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy

Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

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atomictiki

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

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atomictiki

U don’t fuck with the Queen

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qbnaith

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

the only millennial headline that matters

reblog if you want dinner more than sex

this just in: broke generation chooses thing essential to survival over pleasure

Anonymous asked:

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

LMAO

God this brings back trauma

the only millennial headline that matters

reblog if you want dinner more than sex

this just in: broke generation chooses thing essential to survival over pleasure

When he puts in the wrong hole 😂

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

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canecadet

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

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ephitania

So disrespectful. 

RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

Source: Daily Mail

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

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bankuei

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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sueanoi

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

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saito-91

^Same for me

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amuzed1

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

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scp2008

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

Saying “I have a boyfriend” is more effective than “I’m not interested”  because men respect other men more than my right to say no and that’s pretty fucked up 

Things that no one tells you about being a transwoman that you need to know:

  • if you are on hormones, you will have to pee 24/7
  • you are so god damn beautiful
  • tucking is hard the first time, but it gets easier
  • you don’t have to tuck if you don’t want to
  • there is no ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ way to be trans or to transition
  • YOu ARE GORGEOUS
  • you have to learn to love yourself, it will save your life
  • don’t let the rough times with dysphoria dictate how you feel about yourself on a daily basis
  • you need to acknowledge and cherish the things you like about yourself
  • know that you are fucking beautiful
  • drink like eighteen gallons of water a day
  • pay no mind to people who are ignorant
  • HONESTLy, SO PRETTY
  • bras are very sweaty
  • never feel like a burden for being you
  • tell yourself that your beautiful everyday
  • try to find positives in your life, they will help you when everything seems like it’s crumbling
  • wow, you. are. HOTTTTT.
  • patience is so important
  • there are going to be good days and bad days
  • your nipples are really going to hurt
  • no
  • like they will really hurt
  • if you are seeing a doctor for hormones etc, always be open and honest with any questions or concerns
  • you are as ***flawless as beyoncé and don’t let anyone tell your differently
  • you don’t have to be feminine to be a woman
  • don’t compare yourself to others
  • you are valid, you are worth it, and you worthy, you are important.
  • you are not alone, ever.

YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher

me as a teacher

he got curved in front of the kids, all Ls

Problems

Child: I have a problem
Parent: Well you CAN'T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE
Child: That doesn't make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?
Parent: DON'T SASS ME
Child: But-
Parent: YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON'T YOU?