OP, this is a genuinely genius method of tricking the human brain into beginning to understand the sort of scale that this looks like.
What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍
the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:
- good with kids
- good cook
- fat
Bowser
Oh, you said Cook
Im in the mood to eat scarabs and shrimp
I reblogged this yesterday and tagged it "desktop background" and then couldn't start thinking about it so I made it my wallpaper and I will be real with you he is straight up chilling
lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we're down tremendously
And still gon thrive cus it’s what we do.
brother this ain’t a kumbaya words of affirmation chain. the price of groceries is very real out here
grimlygroovy-deactivated2015051
2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago
hey op guess what
oh nevermind you’re died
popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout
You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.
unshrimp me back please
a post: it’s okay to be fat
responses: yes AND it’s okay to be skinny too!!! women are gorgeous even if they CAN’T gain an ounce 💜 now I’m not comparing this to fatphobia at all 🥺 but people assume things of me all the time just because I’m 😡 thin 😡 and that isn’t right either. it’s just more assumptions and exclusion ❤️ anyway not to detract from the OP at all but just remember that thin women are soooooo valid
